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Started by hooplala, October 03, 2008, 03:57:43 PM

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hooplala

#30
November 12, 2009, 09:00:12 PM
So, that's what caused the Cuyahoga river to burst into flames...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Remington

#31
November 12, 2009, 09:06:41 PM
  :horrormirth:  :x :vom:
In that order. Also, this:
:mittens:
Is it plugged in?

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#32
November 12, 2009, 09:10:18 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 12, 2009, 09:00:12 PM
So, that's what caused the Cuyahoga river to burst into flames...

Nah, that river runs through Cleveland... Have you ever been to Cleveland? The water,  the air, the slush on the sidewalks in the middle of winter, any of it MAY burst into flames at any minute.

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Fuquad

#33
November 12, 2009, 09:11:36 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 12, 2009, 08:26:57 PM
Good point... and where does the water in a washer go to anyway?

:|


I'm going to have to venture the guess that wherever it goes it contributes to the smell of the city.
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hooplala

#34
November 12, 2009, 09:44:31 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 12, 2009, 09:10:18 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 12, 2009, 09:00:12 PM
So, that's what caused the Cuyahoga river to burst into flames...

Nah, that river runs through Cleveland... Have you ever been to Cleveland? The water,  the air, the slush on the sidewalks in the middle of winter, any of it MAY burst into flames at any minute.



I was in Cleveland once, but I erased it from my memory.  Let's now attempt to invoke those memories again.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Dysfunctional Cunt

#35
November 12, 2009, 10:08:44 PM
This holds up with my opinion that you should be allowed to get enough signatures to have someone put to sleep!

Also forced sterilization for teh stoopid!

Remington

#36
November 12, 2009, 10:59:12 PM
Quote from: Khara on November 12, 2009, 10:08:44 PM
This holds up with my opinion that you should be allowed to get enough signatures to have someone put to sleep!

Also forced sterilization for teh stoopid!


Ah, but who decides which people are stupid? If we do the democratic thing and leave it to the masses, then the stupid people will be the only ones left.
Is it plugged in?

Suu

#37
November 13, 2009, 04:53:43 AM
So who the fuck is this woman and how do you know her?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#38
November 13, 2009, 05:05:42 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 04:53:43 AM
So who the fuck is this woman and how do you know her?

For some reason I vaguely remember that it was a co-worker of his. I could be making that up.
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Suu

#39
November 13, 2009, 05:26:10 AM
She works for a porn mag?

This is getting better and better.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#40
November 13, 2009, 05:37:35 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:26:10 AM
She works for a porn mag?

This is getting better and better.

I must have invented that in my head, because it doesn't add up, does it?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#41
November 13, 2009, 05:50:49 AM
No, she is a high school friend.  AND, she used to post on this forum!   :eek:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#42
November 13, 2009, 05:55:19 AM
Oh god!  :eek:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#43
November 13, 2009, 01:12:37 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 13, 2009, 05:50:49 AM
No, she is a high school friend.  AND, she used to post on this forum!   :eek:

What was her screename?

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
November 13, 2009, 01:47:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 13, 2009, 05:50:49 AM
No, she is a high school friend.  AND, she used to post on this forum!   :eek:

Who was she here?
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