can I has wool?

[the last yatto]

If everyone is so cold, is that why trools come to start fires, why does everyone look at me, im an ice kinda person I LIKE THE FUCKING COLD, id move to alaska but i her their pink population is worse then texas... even tho it owuld be nice to homestead and plant my seeds, but er hi welcome, do i feel left out never owned a pair of mittens. this should make me sad, until i noticed what ive become over the years, shit ive been yeti for a good ten years and shit just seems to be getting worse, or better I CAT tell from this angle yet

what have i done ive sat here for 3 days without encouragement. heck its been more like 50, I know i dont get it, and like to follow and obey like a good little Bobbie but im stuck wondering, did i just stub my toe on the way to the fucking roof? or was the point to be outside the entire three days not moving just sitting there, fuck that if thats what it took for enlightment id have scored that shit years ago watching TV. then again maybe there is some wisdom in the TV except to admit that i would have to jump off a bridge, despite what my mother told me not to but you all would only encourage that. Infact thats the nice things about people, you can always expect asshat to complain, i get it really, wasnt hugged enough as a kid, or brother got all the attention. I dont know it seems like the rich kids are stuck up but thats ok cause they have more then one house, while the poor get rent free. Its us middle class fucks taht suffer in this economic war. which is why sometimes socialism makes  some comman sense, but equally poor NAY EQUALLY RICH.


  Who started it anyways, dont yuo DARE SYA ERIS Or or ill wack you with a mackel, why a mackel? well the trout wasnt fresh... but label me as things outside of my realitiy is good to reset the system but im still FUCKING UP MAH SPELLING AND ALL, just to make your eyes hurt.

your spelling isnt that bad, we seen worse, infact your typos is a good way of showing your some redneck and not an elist libber like us. Wut? Besides we are using machines now they can check up on that. well why cant the machine do my thinking too, be alot easier on me, not thinking and all. makes you wonder why English was a pass subject, its ok Billy, no not the little one, the crazy one from the tv, you know the one whos soul missing in life is to annoy old mandy? except this one isnt very evil at all, nope just a drunk catholic, which attending service almost makes me laugh, i can see why people think god is in the tv, its cause these boring bastards dragged it in there. I know a little Latin cause it sounds classic to use, plus it was the educated form of english per say, or however backward or ass you wanna put it, IM RIGHT Your left? I thought this was a party where is the booze?

HEY dont look at me im just here for the false slack.

[East Coast Hustle]

wut.

[Payne]

Bunch of "CotSG" ranting (he uses their words, anyway), and a treatise of some kind on typing or spelling or something. Needs moar insulting veterans and what have you.

[East Coast Hustle]

jesus.

even alt.slack isn't that stupid.

[Cramulus]

somewhat amusing collection of forum references. Not sure what the purpose is.

[hooplala]

I kind of like it actually.

[Cain]

I kind of like it actually.

Same.

Its sort of a contentless stream of consciousness.  Normally I hate a SOC, but in this case, perhaps because it is ultimately pointless, I can appreciate it for the aesthetic value alone.

[Cramulus]

(second read)

I think it's trying to communicate a sense of outsiderness. Which I might note it does without being whiny or melancholy.

Who started it anyways

I dunno man I didn't do it

If I'm reading you right, I think it's a natural property of internet forums.

[Jasper]

Reading this gave me mild vertigo and/or nausea.  Could not parse sentences for meaning.

4/10

[Cain]

(second read)

I think it's trying to communicate a sense of outsiderness.

Well I cant say I have much sympathy, if your interpretation is correct.  Nothing in particular against YattoDobbs, but...well, lets put it this way.  Most of my IRL friends are somewhere between 250 and several thousand miles away.  Most people I know on this forum are at best 500 miles away...in some cases across a couple of major oceans.

Without the internet, I could go for days without contacting a single person I know, on a personal level.  Even with it, people I know are often too busy to talk for very long.  I have no money, no immediate job prospects and my skills and knowledge are going to waste at the single time they have become most relevant.

You wanna feel like an outsider, trying living the above life for the last third of a year.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Cain, I'm with you on relying heavily on the Internet as a medium for staying in contact with people who are important to me. In earlier days, before the Web, I lived in a place that was about 900 miles distant from my IRL friends, and between Telnet and local dialup boards, I was able to maintain a sense of community and also to introduce myself to a new local community. Not everyone wants/needs to be so dependent on technology for a social life, but it strikes me that, being an unusual personality, it could make life a lot lonelier without that option.

[Chairman Risus]

Don't like it.  Better luck next time.

[the last yatto]

I think it's trying to communicate a sense of outsiderness. Which I might note it does without being whiny or melancholy.

i shall do a second edit later, (or is it better to just make a new post) but that was what i was going for, i had more inspiration while reading on the bus. maybe ill write a few things into notes and refine it a bit. tho i could easily edit it into something worse.

ECH and i guess payne now..., i also thought of a fuck the troops rant, just for you, but thats for later YA GO ARMY

[Cramulus]

were you trying to communicate feeling like an outsider to the forum? Or am I misreading what I perceive as illusions to forum jokes and culture?

[the last yatto]

i think its akin to feeling outside even when Im indoors. I know I could care less about being accepted, but everyone has that little voice in their head that says otherwise.

I think im generally welled liked in person cause im shut the fuck up, sometimes,  and dont say much except AHEY!,
I know in some sense im a robot, so figuring out what ticks is the first part to knowing myself no? Igor becoming
I have to accept flawed nature of what it is before I can change it.