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The Girl with a Girl's Tender Heart

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 06, 2008, 05:20:38 PM

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wade

REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


nostalgicBadger

meh.

Manta Obscura

Nigel, normal mittens don't do this justice, so you get:

Everything I wish for myself, I wish for you also.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dr. Paes

I dunno if I do better than the cat.
But here are my mittens anyway. :mittens:

This made me "Aw".

Zenpeanut



Because it makes me feel so much better even when my I feel shitty.

Faithless

I think that you give men far too much credit. Most of us, when seeing a woman cry, are confused and want to leave. Emotion, especially non-violent emotion, is an alien concept. Most of the people that I know (and I am speaking of the males)have a narrow view of the world. Their existance revolves around what affects them. Soft hearts and tears are viewed with suspicion. Few these days can see the truth in sincerity. It is a sad thing, and we lose our humanity for it.
   Excellent writing, by the way.
Oh, sonovabitch.

Pope Lecherous

I see what you wrote nigel. More importantly i try not to take advantage.  You make me smile with my heart
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

Quote from: Faithless on March 08, 2009, 07:31:49 AM
I think that you give men far too much credit. Most of us, when seeing a woman cry, are confused and want to leave. Emotion, especially non-violent emotion, is an alien concept. Most of the people that I know (and I am speaking of the males)have a narrow view of the world. Their existance revolves around what affects them. Soft hearts and tears are viewed with suspicion. Few these days can see the truth in sincerity. It is a sad thing, and we lose our humanity for it.
   Excellent writing, by the way.


I strenuously object.

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

There's a real difference between being a sexually mature biological male and being a "real man"

Probably the same with women too

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO redux on March 09, 2009, 04:10:24 PM
Quote from: Faithless on March 08, 2009, 07:31:49 AM
I think that you give men far too much credit. Most of us, when seeing a woman cry, are confused and want to leave. Emotion, especially non-violent emotion, is an alien concept. Most of the people that I know (and I am speaking of the males)have a narrow view of the world. Their existance revolves around what affects them. Soft hearts and tears are viewed with suspicion. Few these days can see the truth in sincerity. It is a sad thing, and we lose our humanity for it.
   Excellent writing, by the way.


I strenuously object.

Yeah, I couldn't really respond to that.  :|
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Aufenthatt

Quote from: Nigel on March 09, 2009, 06:26:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO redux on March 09, 2009, 04:10:24 PM
Quote from: Faithless on March 08, 2009, 07:31:49 AM
I think that you give men far too much credit. Most of us, when seeing a woman cry, are confused and want to leave. Emotion, especially non-violent emotion, is an alien concept. Most of the people that I know (and I am speaking of the males)have a narrow view of the world. Their existance revolves around what affects them. Soft hearts and tears are viewed with suspicion. Few these days can see the truth in sincerity. It is a sad thing, and we lose our humanity for it.
   Excellent writing, by the way.


I strenuously object.

Yeah, I couldn't really respond to that.  :|

Understandably.