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Cooking with LMNO
« on: October 08, 2008, 01:05:48 pm »
Oh, look.  My cameraphone uploads to photobucket.

Tonight, it's roast chicken with garlic beets.

Oven at 500.

Salt and pepper bird.

Wrap beets in foil.

Bird in roasting pan, beets on baking sheet.

Into oven

Wait 45 minutes.

Remove beets.  There they are!



Peel beets (you might want to let them cool).



Chop beets into large chunks.  Oooh, pretty.



Smash and rough chop some garlic (wine cork included in picture for perspective).



Ok, it's been about 15 minutes.  Get that bird out.



What's that, you say?  You want gravy?

Remove bird from roasting pan.  That's flavor country, right there.



Take out the chicken fat until about 2 Tb remain.  Then add 2Tb flour, with the burner on low heat.



Stir, dammit!



Ok, keep your eye on that, and add some olive oil to the skillet, low heat.



Add the garlic.  Hey, that smells good.



It's been a few minutes, looks like the roux has browned up nicely.  Add some stock slowly.  Keep stirring.  Get the bits of fond worked in there.



Looks like the garlic has just begun to sizzle.  Throw in the beets to warm through. Salt/pepper to taste.  Add a pat of butter.



Wow, look how that gravy has thickened up.  We're just about ready.



Looks like we're ready to go!


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Re: Cooking with LMNO
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2008, 02:38:41 pm »
*blink*

So, you do this, like, OFTEN?

Do you have a sexy single young apprentice or something? :p
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Re: Cooking with LMNO
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2008, 02:46:08 pm »
That's what I do every night, my darling.  On a personal scale of difficult, that's about a 2.



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Re: Cooking with LMNO
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2008, 03:03:58 pm »
That's what I do every night, my darling.  On a personal scale of difficult, that's about a 2.




Like I said... Got any strapping young apprentices you'd like to sell to me? 8)
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Re: Cooking with LMNO
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2008, 03:08:02 pm »
Heh.  If I had a strapping young apprentice, Mrs LMNO would never leave the house.

Luckily she just has a fat, old chef who occasionally forgets to wear pants under his apron.

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Re: Cooking with LMNO
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2008, 03:10:57 pm »
I seldom cook anything more complicated than a simple marinaide, but I think you've sold me on this one.


120 days of sodom? hahahhaha nice

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Re: Cooking with LMNO
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2008, 03:16:41 pm »
It seems a habit on these kinds of threads that there's always some sort of unusal book somewhere in the photo...

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Re: Cooking with LMNO
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2008, 04:53:47 pm »
I hope there will be many more days of this thread.
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Re: Cooking with LMNO
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2008, 04:57:51 pm »
I'll do what I can.

I'm making a Kale soup with sausage and potato tonight.  I'll see what I can do.

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Re: Cooking with LMNO
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2008, 04:58:57 pm »
That looks amazing.

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Re: Cooking with LMNO
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2008, 04:59:40 pm »
I'll do what I can.

I'm making a Kale soup with sausage and potato tonight.  I'll see what I can do.

Thats sounds  :fap:-worthy.
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Re: Cooking with LMNO
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2008, 05:03:43 pm »
It seems a habit on these kinds of threads that there's always some sort of unusal book somewhere in the photo...

You may have just one-upped my copy of "The History of Torture"...

In the literary / culinary sense IT IS ON! :lulz:
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Re: Cooking with LMNO
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2008, 05:12:22 pm »
Heh.  If I had a strapping young apprentice, Mrs LMNO would never leave the house.

Can't you just tell her he's a present for a friend?

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Luckily she just has a fat, old chef who occasionally forgets to wear pants under his apron.

:fap:

I really need to come into ownership of a 50's housewife style apron for exactly that purpose. Except on me.
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Re: Cooking with LMNO
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2008, 05:18:01 pm »
Heh.  If I had a strapping young apprentice, Mrs LMNO would never leave the house.

Can't you just tell her he's a present for a friend?

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Luckily she just has a fat, old chef who occasionally forgets to wear pants under his apron.

:fap:

I really need to come into ownership of a 50's housewife style apron for exactly that purpose. Except on me.

:fap: :lmnuendo: :fap: :lmnuendo: :fap: :lmnuendo: :fap:

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Re: Cooking with LMNO
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2008, 05:47:22 pm »
Heh.  If I had a strapping young apprentice, Mrs LMNO would never leave the house.

Can't you just tell her he's a present for a friend?

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Luckily she just has a fat, old chef who occasionally forgets to wear pants under his apron.

:fap:

I really need to come into ownership of a 50's housewife style apron for exactly that purpose. Except on me.

Despite clearly being a different style of apron, I have now just pictured you as Renee Zellwioaggwearwer in Empire Records. But HAWTer. :fap:
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