Cooking with LMNO

[LMNO]

oooohhhh NICE

also, hurt your finger in a kitchen-related incident?

me too. fucking sharp knives and chopping garlic in a hurry ...

No.  I was injured while setting hobos on fire.

[Nast]

LMNO, I think I love you. This thread, all of it.

SO GOOD!

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

We love the kale chips, especially with spicy bleu cheese dipping sauce.  I recently found that if you put the kale pieces in your salad spinner and add your olive oil and salt to that the kale gets covered nicely and they crisp up better when you put them in the oven. 

[LMNO]

Isn't the point of the spinner to use centripital force to get any stray liquid off of the leaves?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Isn't the point of the spinner to use centripital force to get any stray liquid off of the leaves?

Strangely enough, the oil doesn't spin completely off.  I thought it was insane too.  My kid is the one who did it because he didn't want to get his hands all oily.  It worked.  AND the chips were lightly coated.  I know, bizarre as shit, but hey....  I couldn't argue the results. 

Of course now he thinks he's a kitchen genius.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Isn't the point of the spinner to use centripital force to get any stray liquid off of the leaves?

Strangely enough, the oil doesn't spin completely off.  I thought it was insane too.  My kid is the one who did it because he didn't want to get his hands all oily.  It worked.  AND the chips were lightly coated.  I know, bizarre as shit, but hey....  I couldn't argue the results. 

Of course now he thinks he's a kitchen genius.

Viscosity FTW

[LMNO]

Isn't the point of the spinner to use centripital force to get any stray liquid off of the leaves?

Strangely enough, the oil doesn't spin completely off.  I thought it was insane too.  My kid is the one who did it because he didn't want to get his hands all oily.  It worked.  AND the chips were lightly coated.  I know, bizarre as shit, but hey....  I couldn't argue the results. 

Of course now he thinks he's a kitchen genius.

Give him a boning knife and a cornish game hen, see what happens.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Isn't the point of the spinner to use centripital force to get any stray liquid off of the leaves?

Strangely enough, the oil doesn't spin completely off.  I thought it was insane too.  My kid is the one who did it because he didn't want to get his hands all oily.  It worked.  AND the chips were lightly coated.  I know, bizarre as shit, but hey....  I couldn't argue the results. 

Of course now he thinks he's a kitchen genius.

Give him a boning knife and a cornish game hen, see what happens.

Actually, he's a decent cook.  He is thinking of becoming a chef.....  if the whole NFL superstar thing doesn't work out for him 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Oh MAN!
Someone give me a pot of coffee, a boning knife and a FARM's worth of game hens. This sounds like something that should be put to yakkety sax!!

[Nast]

LMNO, I made your squash soup and steak the other night and it was pure gastronomic win. 

[LMNO]

Excellent.  Always good to know that the experiments can be replicated.

[LMNO]

Turkey Tomatillo Chili

Let's make some chili.

So, here we start with our ingredients: Tomatoes, tomatillos, onion, garlic, jalapeno and dried chipotle, cannelli beans, beer, and lime.


Brown ground turkey, season with salt, pepper, and chili powder, then remove.


Gently sautee the onion, garlic, and peppers with a pinch of salt, some cumin and a bay leaf.


Pour in the beer, scraping up any fond on the bottom of the pan.


Add the tomatoes and the tomatillos, the beans, and the meat.


Hit it with some oregano, and some fish sauce, and let simmer for a half hour or so.


Eat it while watching your favorite SportsBall team lose horribly.  Silly Patriots.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

tomatillos!

[Nast]

Looks good, I wish I could have some of that!

And Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is delightful.

[Jenne]

Eat it while watching your favorite SportsBall team lose horribly.  Silly Patriots Chargers.

That was a shitty upset this past weekend.  Shit-ty. 

That turkey chili looks like awesomeness supreme, however, and it WILL be made this weekend.  Oh yes, it will.