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DISCORDIANISM??
« on: October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 pm »
Can you smoke it? Can you eat it? Can you drink it? If not then I don't really care...

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Re: DISCORDIANISM??
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2008, 03:18:16 pm »
Yes, yes, yes.


Next question, please.

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Re: DISCORDIANISM??
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2008, 03:31:55 pm »
It's dark, it's moist, it's a bitter pain.
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Re: DISCORDIANISM??
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2008, 03:34:55 pm »
Can you smoke it? Can you eat it? Can you drink it? If not then I don't really care...

You CAN do anything you want with it.

Someone will enjoy it, maybe not you... but someone.
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Re: DISCORDIANISM??
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2008, 04:00:35 pm »
No.
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Re: DISCORDIANISM??
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2008, 04:09:25 pm »
You can even divide it by zero...or so I hear...

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Re: DISCORDIANISM??
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2008, 04:15:32 pm »
You can even divide it by zero...or so I hear...

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Re: DISCORDIANISM??
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2008, 05:11:18 pm »
Can you smoke it?
it smokes you.
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Can you eat it?
it eats you
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Can you drink it?
It drinks your blood, man.
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If not then I don't really care...
o well

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Re: DISCORDIANISM??
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2008, 05:44:45 pm »
Can you smoke it? Can you eat it? Can you drink it? If not then I don't really care...

Nope, none of the above. Sorry. Enjoy your life.

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Re: DISCORDIANISM??
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2008, 06:54:33 pm »
You can even divide it by zero...or so I hear...

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Re: DISCORDIANISM??
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2008, 08:08:00 pm »
Can you smoke it?
it smokes you.

It stands to reason then that Discordian is the national religion of Soviet Russia.

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Re: DISCORDIANISM??
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2008, 08:46:36 pm »
Can you smoke it?
it smokes you.

It stands to reason then that Discordian is the national religion of Soviet Russia.
Well, much as the Pentagon can be considered a holy place for the sheer chaos it generates, I'm sure the Kremlin should be as well for similar reasons.  It was intended to be the sheer embodiment of order to a communist USSR, and serves a similar function in the more modern Russia.  Few are as blithely successful at creating chaos by the imposition of order as the Russian Government.

Teh russian mafia is prolly a close second, though.

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Re: DISCORDIANISM??
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2008, 09:45:09 pm »
Discordianism:  It's a dessert topping! It's a floor wax!
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Re: DISCORDIANISM??
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2008, 04:14:58 am »
Can you smoke it? Can you eat it? Can you drink it? If not then I don't really care...

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Re: DISCORDIANISM??
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2008, 04:49:30 am »
You can even divide it by zero...or so I hear...



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