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What do you REALLY believe?

Started by Cramulus, October 21, 2008, 03:23:51 PM

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Which of the following best describes what you Actually Believe about the Deity?

I worship some variation of the Christian / Jewish / Muslim God
Buddhist / Taoist / Eastern somethingorother
Agnostic -  I couldn't possibly know
Atheist - I believe in no gods
I believe in Eris as an entity but do not follow other Gods
I believe Eris is one of many Gods
I prefer not to define myself
I don't give a fuck about all that stuff
Something else not on this list

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 03:45:44 PM
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 02:34:26 PM
Oooh.  B** M*** over at DiscordiaHibernia?


That's just mean.

With any luck at all, we can pile all of our refuse there.  Ben Mack, Hugh, etc.

OH MY ERIS YOU SAID HIS NAME!  :eek:

Hugh?
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Dysfunctional Cunt

Is it true if you say his name three times in a dark bathroom bumps will appear on your head?

Freeky

Quote from: Khara on April 26, 2011, 07:54:08 PM
Is it true if you say his name three times in a dark bathroom bumps will appear on your head?

No, but he will appear behind you to take your soul and sell you shit.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

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The Commander

Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 07:58:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 26, 2011, 07:54:08 PM
Is it true if you say his name three times in a dark bathroom bumps will appear on your head?

No, but he will appear behind you to take your soul and sell you shit.

Does he sell you shit before or after he takes your soul?  That detail could be important in a court of law.
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Felix

Not listed.

I could explain beliefs to you but then you would only end up understanding less.
ooooh, you touch my tralala...
mmmmm... my ding ding dong.

Faust

You cant just say "Ben Mack" you have to put in "poker without cards is shit".
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Don Coyote

Quote from: Faust on May 16, 2011, 09:28:13 AM
You cant just say "Ben Mack" you have to put in "poker without cards is shit".
:omg:

Freeky

ITT, Faust tests. 

Dude, that's like PMing The MGT! :scared:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Faust on May 16, 2011, 09:28:13 AM
You cant just say "Ben Mack" you have to put in "poker without cards is shit".

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BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2011, 09:19:34 AM
Not listed.

I could explain beliefs to you but then you would only end up understanding less.

How outlandish

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Lenin McCarthy

As an utterly confused teenager still in the process of developing what hopefully will be a somewhat consistent worldview at some point in the future, I don't know what I REALLY believe in. But I must admit that I find this whole science thing very appealing.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on May 17, 2011, 11:52:59 AM
As an utterly confused teenager still in the process of developing what hopefully will be a somewhat consistent worldview at some point in the future, I don't know what I REALLY believe in. But I must admit that I find this whole science thing very appealing.

:mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."