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What do you REALLY believe?

Started by Cramulus, October 21, 2008, 03:23:51 PM

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Which of the following best describes what you Actually Believe about the Deity?

I worship some variation of the Christian / Jewish / Muslim God
Buddhist / Taoist / Eastern somethingorother
Agnostic -  I couldn't possibly know
Atheist - I believe in no gods
I believe in Eris as an entity but do not follow other Gods
I believe Eris is one of many Gods
I prefer not to define myself
I don't give a fuck about all that stuff
Something else not on this list

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Quote from: Triple Zero on January 18, 2009, 12:53:34 AM
some of them get fucked all the time.
some of them fuck others all the time.
some of them are fucks.
All of them are fuckers.

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Quote from: Payne on October 21, 2008, 03:41:25 PM
100% my own definition of agnostic, that is to say I couldn't possibly know, but if someone offered proof one way or the other I still wouldn't give a rats ass.

That's called Apathetic Agnostic.  They have a website (kinda like ULC's).
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Dominus

What do I really believe?

Let's see.. What's today? Sunday, okay.

I believe Satan was the true hero of the bible. Who fought against the tyrant we know as "God", and having lost the battle God smeared his name as being evil in the bible. And so people believe Satan was the evil one, even though God is responsible for all acts of evil in the bible  while Satan is only suggested of being evil. For example, Satan only killed ten people in the bible and only when God told him it was okay. And God has been credited with countless murders in the bible ranging in the millions.


And since God is the TRUE evil, I worship him.

Bu🤠ns

oh a gnostic.  i assume you're referring to Ialdabaoth.

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Quote from: Triple Zero on January 18, 2009, 12:53:34 AM
some of them get fucked all the time.
some of them fuck others all the time.
some of them are fucks.

:fap:

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Quote from: Burns on January 19, 2009, 03:03:58 AM
oh a gnostic.  i assume you're referring to Ialdabaoth.

I assume he has no idea what you're talking about.

Jabbering sophomoric bullshit about admiration of evil is one thing; actually studying is quite another.
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indigoblade

After reading alot of these post (and skipping over the bs) One question comes to mind. If the universe (or all of existence) is infinite and complex then is it possible for the universe (or all of existence) to acquire an intelligence? Scientist state that giving enough time anything becomes not only possible but probable. This is what leads me to this question, though I see it is probably rhetorical. IDK, just a thought.
What?

Bu🤠ns

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2009, 03:27:36 AM
Quote from: Burns on January 19, 2009, 03:03:58 AM
oh a gnostic.  i assume you're referring to Ialdabaoth.

I assume he has no idea what you're talking about.

Jabbering sophomoric bullshit about admiration of evil is one thing; actually studying is quite another.
That HAS crossed my mind and, if it's true, then it at least gives him an opportunity to look it up and respond with intelligence.  IF he can fake it, he might just make it.  :) . Or, as they say, not.

Vene

Quote from: indigoblade on January 20, 2009, 04:15:57 AM
After reading alot of these post (and skipping over the bs) One question comes to mind. If the universe (or all of existence) is infinite and complex then is it possible for the universe (or all of existence) to acquire an intelligence? Scientist state that giving enough time anything becomes not only possible but probable. This is what leads me to this question, though I see it is probably rhetorical. IDK, just a thought.
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The fuck is wrong with you?

indigoblade

Quote from: Vene on January 20, 2009, 04:46:25 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 20, 2009, 04:15:57 AM
After reading alot of these post (and skipping over the bs) One question comes to mind. If the universe (or all of existence) is infinite and complex then is it possible for the universe (or all of existence) to acquire an intelligence? Scientist state that giving enough time anything becomes not only possible but probable. This is what leads me to this question, though I see it is probably rhetorical. IDK, just a thought.

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The fuck is wrong with you?
K, stop me if you heard this one before. We are stardust right? We were born of the debris from stars. Complex interactions brought about our existance correct. So now we are stardust that is aware of coming into existance, correct? Are we not then parts of the cosmos becoming aware of itself? These questions, though repeated, are good to ask ourselves. If you feel have something better to add then please do. Otherwise STFU.
What?

Vene

A handful of monkeys on an insignificant rock=/=the universe