How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )

[LHX]

nope

dint work

LHX - slow learner

[LMNO]

You rang?

[Cain]

Quote him to see how its done.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I don't regret to inform you all that the White Flag has been coopted as a symbol of the International Discordian Jihad. So you know not to trust any fucker waving one around, unless you yourself are the one waving it (and even then trust should be dubiously given).

[Dr. Paes]

It was a dark an stormy night...
Paesior was busy preparing dinner when all of a sudden his phone rang.

He looked up from the meal he was preparing.

The phone rang again.

He walked over to the phone, picked it up and placed it to his ear.

The phone rang again...

He pressed the "answer call" button.

"Hello?" He said.

The voice on the other end replied "Hello is this Jeff?"

"No" stated Paesior, "This is Paesior"

"Jeff, Jeff? It's Eris here, can you hear me?" said the voice, somewhat frantically.

"No, I'm afraid you have the wrong number" said Paesior.

"I have the wrong number? I called you looking for Jeff, and seeing as you are not him, it would seem that it is YUO who have the wrong number" The line went dead.

Upon hearing this, Paesior was enlightened.

"Now what?" he asked.

Also,

BUMP

[Reginald Ret]

When i met Eris I asked her if we could play a game and she said "sure why don't we play hide and go fuck yourself" so i did. It was fun and afterwards my mommy made fresh lemonade.

[Cainad (dec.)]

When i met Eris I asked her if we could play a game and she said "sure why don't we play hide and go fuck yourself" so i did. It was fun and afterwards my mommy made fresh lemonade.

I declare this the best enlightenment parable ever.

My story:
Once, I stumbled upon the Wikipedia page on Discordianism, and it's been all downhill from there. By which I mean it's improved dramatically.

[hooplala]

How did you stumble on the wiki page???

I need DETAILS dammit.

[Chairman Risus]

I'm still not entirely sure how I found the wiki page either. I know it was linked from chaos, but beyond that, I'm still a bit hazy.

[Cainad (dec.)]

How did you stumble on the wiki page???

I need DETAILS dammit.

I forget, but it definitely was NOT via your link on this Uncyclopedia page: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Eris_Discordia

[Messier Undertree]

How did you stumble on the wiki page???

I need DETAILS dammit.

I forget, but it definitely was NOT via your link on this Uncyclopedia page: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Eris_Discordia

Well, that certainly was a hilariously unfunny article. o-o

[Cainad (dec.)]

How did you stumble on the wiki page???

I need DETAILS dammit.

I forget, but it definitely was NOT via your link on this Uncyclopedia page: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Eris_Discordia

Well, that certainly was a hilariously unfunny article. o-o

No kidding. How the fuck do you make jokes about something that, by it's very nature, can't decide if it's a joke or not?

Cainad,
Not paid to say nice things about Uncyclopedia.

[Messier Undertree]

How did you stumble on the wiki page???

I need DETAILS dammit.

I forget, but it definitely was NOT via your link on this Uncyclopedia page: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Eris_Discordia

Well, that certainly was a hilariously unfunny article. o-o

No kidding. How the fuck do you make jokes about something that, by it's very nature, can't decide if it's a joke or not?

Cainad,
Not paid to say nice things about Uncyclopedia.

Almost every article on Uncyclopedia looks like that to me.

A few random pages as examples:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Zoidberg
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Canary_Islands
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Brown

Uncyclopedia is where wikinazis go to relax and "have fun" after a long hard day of being an internet dictator.

[hooplala]

I forget, but it definitely was NOT via your link on this Uncyclopedia page: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Eris_Discordia

Your denial is suspicious.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Bugger off. Yuo linked to yuor blog, not to the Wikipedia page.

I didn't even know the Discordian Society was still alive when I started getting into it. I kept finding old, dead websites and thinking I was part of a very old, very dead joke. I was in it for lulz, but then I found out you spags here and at poee.co.uk had been beating it to death for years. I was humbled.