How did you find Eris(and what did you do to her )

[LMNO]

GOLDIE!?



YOU CAN'T BE GOLDIE!  YOU'RE DEAD!

[Dido]

Death contradicts existence? You know, I always assumed that it just ended it.

[hooplala]

Relieved.

[e]

"If you meet Eris in the road, shoot hertell that crazy bitch to start walking on the sidewalk, for fuck's sake."

[Reginald Ret]

for some reason i started to think about "forks in the road" just now...

[DORADA]

ERIS is my inspiration , is the life ,is action forever

[Jasper]

ERIS is my inspiration , is the life ,is action forever

That's a nice thought.

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

It was 7-8 years ago when I was "again" completely sick of living,no philosophy or belief system,nothing satisfied me nor fit me.I was just not happy.I wasnt goin to school properly,and Id start studyin just 1-2 days before finals.Rest of the time,all I did was paintin,readin,writing and doin drugs at the max.
Even Mom was thinkin that I was broke in the head and useless.I remember everytime I wanted to tell her about my thoughts,she would say "Yeah OK,the entire planet is crazy and You are smart,Is that what you're tryin to say?"
I was so sick of fightin myself and others.I found no meaning in life when people around me were just fine havin their own stupid delussions.I was so sick of hearing that I am "different" or "crazy" "not serious about life" "purposeless" etc either.
And so,of course after a while,I started thinkin that Im broke in the head,too.Finally I was convinced to go see a psychiatrist.I told the psychiatrist I was not happy,nothing or nobody satisfied me,that I find everything so ridicilous and stupid.
She ask me "do you drink?" I say "yes" she ask me "do you smoke?" i say "yes" she ask me "do you have a lot of friends?" i say " just a couple because i find people retarted and cant stand them"
so with a disgusted look on her face,she writes down a prescription.
It said "Major Depression" on it and she gave me all buncho pills to increase the seratonin level.
I start takin em,was cool with me caus I liked drugs anyway and sure those pills were givin me some high.But then using them for months and months didnt change my thoughts,just made me not "think" anymore and go on livin like a sheep..
That was not the point..So "again" I was not satisfied and feeling worse than ever.
2-3 years passed,Trying to cure my sick (!) mind.Changin the treatment every 6 months.Nothing did change.
One morning,being hungover as usual,I got up feelin shitty,went to the kitchen to make myself some tea.There I saw the newspaper mom got every morning,and there was a crossword puzzle,half the way done.
So I sit down,took a look until my hot water was ready for my tea.After fillin some of the columns,I saw the question on the top-right side of the puzzle,asked "What is the name for the Goddess of Discord in the Greek myth?"
As soon as I read the question,It somehow gave me a wierd but very strong feeling,like a storm in my head.All I had in my life was chaos,confusion and discord that I could never get over.
I was interested in Greek & Egyptian mythology but I never heard of the Goddess of Discord so I took my tea,quickly went back to my room,to find and learn much much more about our Lady Eris Kallisti Discordia.Searching&reading about Eris,I found the Principia Discordia and Discordianism.
After reading it,I realize that I was already a Discordian but I just didnt know it existed.I was the happiest woman in the entire planet in less than a half day.
So I said to myself "I knew I was OK,and YES THE ENTIRE FUCKIN PLANET IS SICK AND WE DISCORDIANS ARE FUCKIN FINE!"
It was the day I found the Goddess in a crossword puzzle,and together we went to eat hotdogs without buns but with tons of tabasco
Following days,I searched and educated myself with quantum physics and chaos theory.And I clearly realized what Max Stirmer was talkin about at the time.
In a very short time,I dropped school,work,everything and flew my ass to Amsterdam,which had already been my dream to live there,
And I became a nude model-PORNSTAR! ha ha hi hi he he hooooo 
Since then,I never felt bad ever again 
Indeed,my happiness is multiplying by 5 each and everyday,
I am travelling the world,doin whatever I wanna do and That was exactly what I wanted to do
Hail Eris Hail Yes!!!!!
Love you all,
Kallisti!
xxxxx

[LMNO]

So I said to myself "I knew I was OK,and YES THE ENTIRE FUCKIN PLANET IS SICK AND WE DISCORDIANS ARE FUCKIN FINE!"

Sorry to say, the Discordians are sick, too.

There is no "fine" anywhere.


Also, hi.  Interesting first post.

[Cain]

Hey there, I think I remember you....you weren't signed up at the POEE forums as "kiss-eris", were you?

[AFK]

Welcome to the fold.  LMNO's right.  Even though we have a different perspective on things, it doesn't mean we're out of the woods yet, or ever.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

It was 7-8 years ago when I was "again" completely sick of living,no philosophy or belief system,nothing satisfied me nor fit me.I was just not happy.I wasnt goin to school properly,and Id start studyin just 1-2 days before finals.Rest of the time,all I did was paintin,readin,writing and doin drugs at the max.
Even Mom was thinkin that I was broke in the head and useless.I remember everytime I wanted to tell her about my thoughts,she would say "Yeah OK,the entire planet is crazy and You are smart,Is that what you're tryin to say?"
I was so sick of fightin myself and others.I found no meaning in life when people around me were just fine havin their own stupid delussions.I was so sick of hearing that I am "different" or "crazy" "not serious about life" "purposeless" etc either.
And so,of course after a while,I started thinkin that Im broke in the head,too.Finally I was convinced to go see a psychiatrist.I told the psychiatrist I was not happy,nothing or nobody satisfied me,that I find everything so ridicilous and stupid.
She ask me "do you drink?" I say "yes" she ask me "do you smoke?" i say "yes" she ask me "do you have a lot of friends?" i say " just a couple because i find people retarted and cant stand them"
so with a disgusted look on her face,she writes down a prescription.
It said "Major Depression" on it and she gave me all buncho pills to increase the seratonin level.
I start takin em,was cool with me caus I liked drugs anyway and sure those pills were givin me some high.But then using them for months and months didnt change my thoughts,just made me not "think" anymore and go on livin like a sheep..
That was not the point..So "again" I was not satisfied and feeling worse than ever.
2-3 years passed,Trying to cure my sick (!) mind.Changin the treatment every 6 months.Nothing did change.
One morning,being hungover as usual,I got up feelin shitty,went to the kitchen to make myself some tea.There I saw the newspaper mom got every morning,and there was a crossword puzzle,half the way done.
So I sit down,took a look until my hot water was ready for my tea.After fillin some of the columns,I saw the question on the top-right side of the puzzle,asked "What is the name for the Goddess of Discord in the Greek myth?"
As soon as I read the question,It somehow gave me a wierd but very strong feeling,like a storm in my head.All I had in my life was chaos,confusion and discord that I could never get over.
I was interested in Greek & Egyptian mythology but I never heard of the Goddess of Discord so I took my tea,quickly went back to my room,to find and learn much much more about our Lady Eris Kallisti Discordia.Searching&reading about Eris,I found the Principia Discordia and Discordianism.
After reading it,I realize that I was already a Discordian but I just didnt know it existed.I was the happiest woman in the entire planet in less than a half day.
So I said to myself "I knew I was OK,and YES THE ENTIRE FUCKIN PLANET IS SICK AND WE DISCORDIANS ARE FUCKIN FINE!"
It was the day I found the Goddess in a crossword puzzle,and together we went to eat hotdogs without buns but with tons of tabasco
Following days,I searched and educated myself with quantum physics and chaos theory.And I clearly realized what Max Stirmer was talkin about at the time.
In a very short time,I dropped school,work,everything and flew my ass to Amsterdam,which had already been my dream to live there,
And I became a nude model-PORNSTAR! ha ha hi hi he he hooooo 
Since then,I never felt bad ever again 
Indeed,my happiness is multiplying by 5 each and everyday,
I am travelling the world,doin whatever I wanna do and That was exactly what I wanted to do
Hail Eris Hail Yes!!!!!
Love you all,
Kallisti!
xxxxx

Here. I give you your first... MITTENS!!

[LMNO]

Incidentally, where might I look over your body... of work?

[AFK]

Are you feeling well LMNO?  I mean a whole hour expired before you commented on that part of her intro.   

Though on a slightly more serious note, we should attempt to work in some pd.com memes into her next production. 

[LMNO]

I was busy vetting her myspace page to confirm non-trollage.

Then I was busy...