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Who Wins?

Demi-Lich
21 (67.7%)
Tarrasque
10 (32.3%)

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Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« Reply #45 on: November 15, 2008, 12:17:44 am »
:thanks:

(c'mon guys, it's three posts into a D&D geeking thread and nobody has yet pointed out this is impossible because the Tarrasque is unique)

I thought of it but the concept was so funny I forgot to point it out.  :lulz:
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Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« Reply #46 on: November 15, 2008, 12:22:44 am »
:thanks:

(c'mon guys, it's three posts into a D&D geeking thread and nobody has yet pointed out this is impossible because the Tarrasque is unique)

I thought it would be dickish to ruin such a great joke.

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Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« Reply #47 on: November 15, 2008, 12:31:58 am »
no, it just goes to show how fucked up sexually deviant Fur-Demi-Liches can be, they're totally living in a fantasy world, can't you see????
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Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« Reply #48 on: November 15, 2008, 11:19:20 am »
Technically, it could be done.

You just have to get one Tarrasque from Faerun to Eberron.

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Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« Reply #49 on: November 15, 2008, 11:35:26 am »
I THOUGHT TARRASQUE WAS AN ULTRALISK IN STARCRAFT!
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but now I know you are so much more.
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but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
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Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« Reply #50 on: November 15, 2008, 06:36:26 pm »
I THOUGHT TARRASQUE WAS AN ULTRALISK IN STARCRAFT!
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Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« Reply #51 on: November 15, 2008, 07:16:20 pm »
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Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« Reply #52 on: November 15, 2008, 11:31:57 pm »
*walks into the thread*

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Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« Reply #53 on: November 15, 2008, 11:44:09 pm »
*COMES BACK IN WITH +20 CAPSLOCK! HE PWNRAEPS BOTH DRAGONS WITH HIS LEVEL 70 MAGICIAN AND FIRES DAVID COPPERFIELD OUT OF HIS ASS DIRECTLY INTO THE DEMILICH'S SWOLLEN COLON (OMG, RHYMES!) WHILE DORA THE EXPORA BACKSTABS THE TERRASQUE WITH HER +9001 POWER SCOUTER.*

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Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2008, 03:38:36 am »
Hit France first.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarasque
Indeed, I'm aware. I was just referring to the gaming world.
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Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« Reply #55 on: November 16, 2008, 03:39:30 am »
*COMES BACK IN WITH +20 CAPSLOCK! HE PWNRAEPS BOTH DRAGONS WITH HIS LEVEL 70 MAGICIAN AND FIRES DAVID COPPERFIELD OUT OF HIS ASS DIRECTLY INTO THE DEMILICH'S SWOLLEN COLON (OMG, RHYMES!) WHILE DORA THE EXPORA BACKSTABS THE TERRASQUE WITH HER +9001 POWER SCOUTER.*

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Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« Reply #56 on: November 16, 2008, 01:50:04 pm »
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Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« Reply #57 on: November 19, 2008, 02:58:08 am »
Jack Chick on Dungeons and Dragons
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http://www.chick.com/articles/frpg.asp

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They even tell me that these clerics are supposed to have noble virtues and standards of conduct. I am also informed by irate DMs that in their games virtues such as self-sacrifice, heroism and persistence are rewarded and extolled. That is all well and good. But it will also take you to hell faster than a greased demon on roller skates.

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I covet your prayers that the Lord would give me the time and funds to thoroughly research the contemporary FRPG scene, which if anything appears to be more appalling than it was 20 years ago. A walk through any gaming store can prove that. For example, there is now a whole line of materials based on the hellish H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu mythos, a form of magic that we practiced in the darkest days of our satanic career - a system of magic prominently featured in THE SATANIC RITUALS by Anton LaVey!


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Defenders of D&D often complain that it is only a game. Playing chicken with cars is "only a game" until someone gets killed. So is Russian roulette! I am frequently told to "get a life" or write about something more important than D&D, like social justice or world hunger. The devil would sure like that.

It needs to be emphasized that a spiritual deception which draws people away from Jesus Christ is much more dangerous than automotive chicken or people dying of starvation. People who write such things are - in all Christian charity - deceived. Down through the ages, no institution has done more to help the poor, the orphans and the starving than has the church of Jesus Christ. I would just ask them where are the rescue missions and orphanages started by D&D gamers?

Concerning the metaphor about Russian roulette or "chicken," some D&D defenders have said that it is a ridiculous or extreme comparison. But remember what the Lord Jesus said:
"And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both body and soul in hell."-Matt. 10:28.

Yes, the life threatening consequences of chicken or Russian roulette are deadly serious and not to be minimized. But any game which draws people away from a true understanding of Jesus, God, salvation and the cosmos IS soul-destroying in the truest possible sense of the word. That is incalculably worse. We only have our bodies a few scant years before they turn to dust. Our souls we will have forever, and what if they have been destroyed by playing D&D? They may well end up in the fiery blackness of hell.

Additionally, unlike Russian roulette or chicken, D&D is an extremely challenging game intellectually and emotionally. It truly involves its players in ways few games do, because it does demand a high level of imagination and creative engagement. Playing "chicken" demands neither. It is very like the devil to engineer a pastime which draws on the best of young people and then grind their minds and souls under the millstone of his hate.

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Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« Reply #58 on: November 19, 2008, 03:28:25 am »
This thread contains more geekery than every DnD group I have taken part of in the last 11 years *combined*.

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Re: WARNING: D&D 3.5 TALK: Demi-Lich vs Tarrasque
« Reply #59 on: November 19, 2008, 10:02:38 am »
So the Devil is against social injustice and world hunger?

And has all the world's best musicians?

Jack Chick is trolling. I know its obvious, but he's making Satanism sound way better than Christianity right now.