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A menagerie of mediocre and random shops
« on: November 25, 2008, 09:53:22 pm »
I present to you:

Exhibit #1: Lazah Ladybug

From where did this fearsome beast emerge? Some whisper that it was spawned in an unholy marriage of Google image search and a five-minute photoshop job. All that is known for certain is that should you see this devil-spawn, it's already too late.

Exhibit B: The Vanishing Act

ZOUNDS! Witchcraft! Magic! Trickery abounds!

Exhibit 3^-19: As Endorsed by Sean Bean

Look at that roguish face! Look at his muscular and suspiciously low-poly body! Who could resist his manly charms?

Exbibit e^log n: The CGI Chessboard that's so real you could lick it clean and snort crack off its bump-mapped and reflective surface

It is too shiny! Far, far too shiny!

Exnibit 99999999: The Space blobs from Photoshopland

And why not, indeed.

Ewibibibibibibit: My awesome desktop background

This is the creation that blesses my eyes every time my computer is turned on. See how awesome it is. See how rubbish your background is. Now weep. Weep, monkey. Weep.

Anyways, hope you like! :) Sorry if some images a tad on the large side.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2008, 09:55:03 pm by Harlequin »
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Re: A menagerie of mediocre and random shops
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 09:59:37 pm »

I really like this one:

and want to jack it for print reasons

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Re: A menagerie of mediocre and random shops
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 10:04:58 pm »
These are pretty cool. I like the text explanations after each one.
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