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I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON

Started by BADGE OF HONOR, November 29, 2008, 12:21:56 AM

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#45
December 24, 2008, 07:22:56 PM
:vom:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Jenne

#46
December 24, 2008, 07:24:40 PM
:lol:

You  just wait--the bacon's actually a very small part of it.

Cain

#47
December 24, 2008, 07:29:20 PM
Everyone against bacon ITT - GTFO my internets.

Dysnomia

#48
December 25, 2008, 12:45:31 AM


It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Bruno

#49
December 25, 2008, 01:38:14 AM
SMART BACON IS MADE OUT OF SOYBEANS AND LENTILS! 

IT'S SOYBEANS AND LENTAAAAAAAALLZZZ!!!!1 

:x
Formerly something else...

Dysnomia

#50
December 25, 2008, 02:16:40 AM
I NOAZ THIS


THIS BETTER BADGER?  IT'S TECHNICALLY "NOT BACON"
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#51
December 25, 2008, 03:41:47 AM
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

BADGE OF HONOR

#52
December 25, 2008, 08:01:58 AM
SMART BACON IS STILL BETTER THAN TURKEY BACON
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Dysnomia

#53
December 25, 2008, 11:52:31 PM
BARELY IT'S GROSS I TRIED SOME TODAY


fucking whole foods didn't have morning star baconz....

:vom:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#55
December 27, 2008, 02:02:40 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on December 25, 2008, 11:52:31 PM
BARELY IT'S GROSS I TRIED SOME TODAY


fucking whole foods didn't have morning star baconz....

:vom:

As a friend of mine said, "Processed vegan convenience food is soy cancer".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dysnomia

#56
December 27, 2008, 04:54:31 AM
at least with soy bacon  :vom:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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NWC

#57
December 29, 2008, 08:49:30 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on December 25, 2008, 11:52:31 PM
BARELY IT'S GROSS I TRIED SOME TODAY


fucking whole foods didn't have morning star baconz....

:vom:

depends on how you cook it. I've had it be delicious and disgusting. If you didn't throw away what you didn't cook, try using butter instead of oil and add some paprika, maybe a bit of garlic. It can be really good.

But YAY WAFFLES! I had one today covered in chocolate. There are a couple waffle places in the city I live in, and the one I usually go to is open to the street, so the smell lures in unsuspecting customers. Ohhh goddamn I love Belgium
PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED

the last yatto

#58
December 29, 2008, 09:28:58 PM
WAFFULLES!
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

fomenter

#59
January 04, 2009, 01:36:34 AM
i just tried a bacon roll for the first time and even if it is uncool to talk about bacon, its still pretty awesome to eat. the roll fell apart during cooking so it ended up being more of a bacon and cheese blob but tasty!!! WOW !!!
i am still on a bacon overdose high a few hours later!
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


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