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I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON

Started by BADGE OF HONOR, November 29, 2008, 12:21:56 AM

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Cainad (dec.)

#15
November 29, 2008, 04:13:51 PM
HOT DAMN and it's got motherfucking strawberries! Fuck yeah!

Elder Iptuous

#16
November 29, 2008, 04:18:33 PM

had to be done

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
November 29, 2008, 04:47:09 PM
I like waffles, but I make them every Saturday.

You can't cook with waffle grease. E/O/T.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jenne

#18
November 29, 2008, 07:51:39 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on November 29, 2008, 07:14:50 AM
The turkey wrapped in bacon pushed me over the edge.



Dear Internet,

HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.


:lol: :thanks:  My family had the same reaction--bacon may not be on the menu with the poor turducken...just for the sake of general consensus.  But I still LURV the idear.

Marshal Applewhite

#19
November 29, 2008, 08:02:50 PM



No hoorays for bacon tits?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
November 29, 2008, 09:11:36 PM
Seen 'em.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#21
November 30, 2008, 12:10:25 AM
This thread hurts my feelings.  :cry:
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East Coast Hustle

#22
December 01, 2008, 03:14:31 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on November 29, 2008, 07:14:50 AM
The turkey wrapped in bacon pushed me over the edge.



Dear Internet,

HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

actually, it's the second-best way to keep a turkey moist. I mean, you don't HAVE to eat the bacon after the turkey is done. Don't blame bacon for your lack of self-control.
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#23
December 01, 2008, 03:23:02 PM
I read through this whole thread, and the only thing it made me think was, "Damn, I have to go pick up a few pounds of bacon after work."

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BADGE OF HONOR

#24
December 01, 2008, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 01, 2008, 03:14:31 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on November 29, 2008, 07:14:50 AM
The turkey wrapped in bacon pushed me over the edge.



Dear Internet,

HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

actually, it's the second-best way to keep a turkey moist. I mean, you don't HAVE to eat the bacon after the turkey is done. Don't blame bacon for your lack of self-control.

Hey, don't accuse me of even contemplating doing something so heinous.


...what's the best way?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

LMNO

#25
December 01, 2008, 07:06:40 PM
Deep fry that motherfucker.

BADGE OF HONOR

#26
December 01, 2008, 07:08:34 PM
I've never had deep-fried turkey.   :cry:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

LMNO

#27
December 01, 2008, 07:15:20 PM
It is a thing of beauty.  And danger.

So naturally, I went to a deep-fryed turkey party that included 3 vats of boiling oil, 5 turkeys, and 12 bottles of various single-malt scotch.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
December 01, 2008, 07:17:50 PM
Neither have I, but I would like to.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#29
December 01, 2008, 07:20:28 PM
I can back up LMNO on this.  Deep fried turkey is w1n.  The trick is to get to the head of the line when they carve the thing up.  The pieces with skin are obvioulsy going to be the best. 
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