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I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON

Started by BADGE OF HONOR, November 29, 2008, 12:21:56 AM

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fomenter

bacon hangover :argh!: it was so worth it  even being on the verge of :vom: it was still worth it
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Jenne


fomenter

"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Jenne

That's my "baby" brother (the bacon addict--he's lost about 30 # since he made that, though)--his former comedy troupe is called The Insanities.  He's branched off and makes comedy with that other dude (the dude in the goatee) now.  I forget what they're called now, however.

fomenter


QuoteHow the fuck did you get that picture.
stupid in joke goes wrong :argh!: "at me"

that's awesome, the part where he goes nuts and eats the bacon while he is cooking it is funny cause its too real..
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Raphaella

The sun shall be turned to darkness and the moon into blood before the coming of the great and terrible OZ

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I registered baconcult.com or something like that but I never did anything with it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Rumckle

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Dimocritus

QuoteI'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON

That's blasphemy. My beliefs require a non-kosher diet, which is easy to do by simply adding bacon to anything. I find that the most non-kosher food would be a steak and cheese with bacon sandwich, made from a cow killed with a rusty spoon.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 09, 2009, 12:29:32 AM
QuoteI'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON

That's blasphemy. My beliefs require a non-kosher diet, which is easy to do by simply adding bacon to anything. I find that the most non-kosher food would be a steak and cheese with bacon sandwich, made from a cow killed with a rusty spoon.

Are there people who think you're funny?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Squid Diddimus

[dick]
None here that I've seen.

maybe his....



"FANS"

[/dick]

Dimocritus

Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

NWC



Seriously man, fuck you


get back to the 16th century you frilly asshole


if you do a google search for "hate francis bacon" in quotes, you will find 286(now probably 287) people who hate that guy just as much as I do.




goddamnit
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Freeky

I haven't had bacon in a while. :sad:

I LOVE BACON. :)