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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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DISCORDIANISM: NO SUCH THING

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, December 01, 2008, 06:30:38 PM

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Seth_The_Fallen

#210
March 10, 2009, 04:39:50 AM
only is I am dead I shall do such a thing!

The Good Reverend Roger

#211
March 10, 2009, 04:43:16 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:39:50 AM
only is I am dead I shall do such a thing!

Only is I am kill me now. 

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Seth_The_Fallen

#212
March 10, 2009, 04:44:43 AM
Ok how blood do you wish it?

The Good Reverend Roger

#213
March 10, 2009, 04:46:10 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:44:43 AM
Ok how blood do you wish it?

Just a little take off the top. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Seth_The_Fallen

#214
March 10, 2009, 04:48:20 AM
so you want it skimmed?

Faithless

#215
March 10, 2009, 04:51:44 AM
Um, I don't even want to know.
Oh, sonovabitch.

Seth_The_Fallen

#216
March 10, 2009, 04:52:38 AM
I bet you do. you are just not telling us.

tyrannosaurus vex

#217
May 31, 2010, 06:29:20 AM
BUMP because I have changed my mind.

There is such a thing as Discordianism, and not only is it religious, it costs $30. The only difference between this and the Church of the Subgenius is that that scam is a rip-off. This one is LEGIT, because your money just goes directly to me. And once you've paid, you don't have to do anything to push the boundaries of "Discordia," because your $30 is worth more to the cause than anything you could ever do as a singular person. You'll be resolved of all your iniquities, and you'll be virtually guaranteed* a place in the Discordian afterlife in return for your contribution.

No purchase necessary**!












*Void where prohibited or ridiculous.

**NO PURCHASE NECESSARY means you won't actually receive any physical thing in exchange for your $30. The payment itself is still compulsory, however.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Hoser McRhizzy

#218
May 31, 2010, 07:09:05 AM
 :lol:

[Just posting to thankee for the bump.  The OP answered some questions, and I never would have found this thread if you hadn't.]

On a more serious note, do you accept Canadian Tire money?
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.
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