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Started by Desilwamba, December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM

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Desilwamba

December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
 Hi Folks out there,
I think its very interesting and very thrilling and charming.You see if you go for a massage,you also be prepared to fuck the person who massages you.
What are your comments about that ?
Thats all guys,
Keep in touch.

dr retard

#1
December 05, 2008, 09:29:36 AM
hmmm. it is very charming indeed.



Messier Undertree

#2
December 05, 2008, 01:03:06 PM
I really hope this isn't a bot. :lol:

LMNO

#3
December 05, 2008, 01:04:39 PM
Mangrove!  I think you have a customer!

Manta Obscura

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December 05, 2008, 02:20:52 PM Last Edit: December 05, 2008, 03:07:28 PM by Manta Obscura
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
Hi Folks out there,
I think its very interesting and very thrilling and charming.You see if you go for a massage,you also be prepared to fuck the person who massages you.
What are your comments about that ?
Thats all guys,
Keep in touch.

In addition to your general crimes against grammar and sentence structure, this is an idiotic topic. Please fornicate yourself with barbed wire, and remember to have a glorious day.

Happiness,
Manta



Edit: Fixed a logical inconsistency in my wording. The sentence made sense previously, but wasn't disparaging enough.
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AFK

#5
December 05, 2008, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
Hi Folks out there,
I think its very interesting and very thrilling and charming.You see if you go for a massage,you also be prepared to fuck the person who massages you.
What are your comments about that ?
Thats all guys,
Keep in touch.

But do you leave a tip? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#6
December 05, 2008, 02:26:36 PM
Only if he's a leper.


[/old joke]

Manta Obscura

#7
December 05, 2008, 02:28:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 05, 2008, 02:26:36 PM
Only if he's a leper.


[/old joke]

:lulz:

It's been a long time since I've heard any leper jokes. That one's a classic.
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hooplala

#8
December 05, 2008, 02:52:16 PM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
I think its very interesting and very thrilling and charming.

Then you need to get out more.
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#9
December 05, 2008, 03:05:33 PM
Quote from: Manta Obscura on December 05, 2008, 02:20:52 PM

Aside from your general crimes against grammar and sentence structure, this is an idiotic topic. Please fornicate yourself with barbed wire, and remember to have a glorious day.

Happiness,
Manta

This.
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December 05, 2008, 03:35:17 PM

Golden Applesauce

#11
December 05, 2008, 05:38:14 PM
Nice Markov chain... ?
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#12
December 05, 2008, 05:39:32 PM
hahahaha
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Honey

#13
December 05, 2008, 11:07:43 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 05, 2008, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
Hi Folks out there,
I think its very interesting and very thrilling and charming.You see if you go for a massage,you also be prepared to fuck the person who massages you.
What are your comments about that ?
Thats all guys,
Keep in touch.

But do you leave a tip? 

therein lies the rub.  cheers & all that.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#14
December 06, 2008, 05:24:19 AM
The IP resolves as Eastern Europe/Middle East.  Probably a bot.

Cast your votes:  Squash like a bug, or wait to see if there's a human involved?
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