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RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
« on: December 10, 2008, 04:22:16 pm »
THOSE CURTAINS IN YOUR ROOM MAKE IT SO FUCKING DARK IT SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME! WTF ARE YOU SOME KIND OF VAMPIRE?! SWEET JESUS GODDAMN!

KITCHEN IS LIGHT
SEWING ROOM IS LIGHT
BATHROOM IS LIGHT
RICHTER ROOM IS PITCH BLACK

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Cats like it though. Mishu went in there and I can't see her. So Spawncat is very happy.
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Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2008, 05:21:52 pm »
CERTAINLY.

IT STEMS BACK TO JUST AFTER WHEN I WAS ASSEMBLED IN BETHESDA FROM SPARE PARTS.

I WAS BEING TRAINED AS AN OPRATIVE OF PROJECT "BITCHHAMMER", LIVING IN AN OLD SHIPPING CONTAINER ON THE JERSEY SHORE, HUNTING GEESE WITH A CROWBAR AND A NAILGUN FOR FOOD.

THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.  IF YOU HURT YOUR FOOT TRIPPING OVER THE ANVIL, TURN ON THE LIGHT NEXT TIME.

ACTUALLY DON'T.  YOU MIGHT SCARE THE GRUE AWAY.

Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2008, 05:25:42 pm »
CERTAINLY.

IT STEMS BACK TO JUST AFTER WHEN I WAS ASSEMBLED IN BETHESDA FROM SPARE PARTS.

I WAS BEING TRAINED AS AN OPRATIVE OF PROJECT "BITCHHAMMER", LIVING IN AN OLD SHIPPING CONTAINER ON THE JERSEY SHORE, HUNTING GEESE WITH A CROWBAR AND A NAILGUN FOR FOOD.

THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.  IF YOU HURT YOUR FOOT TRIPPING OVER THE ANVIL, TURN ON THE LIGHT NEXT TIME.

ACTUALLY DON'T.  YOU MIGHT SCARE THE GRUE AWAY.




I'm pretty sure this is one of the best things I've read all week.

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Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2008, 05:28:07 pm »
CERTAINLY.

IT STEMS BACK TO JUST AFTER WHEN I WAS ASSEMBLED IN BETHESDA FROM SPARE PARTS.

I WAS BEING TRAINED AS AN OPRATIVE OF PROJECT "BITCHHAMMER", LIVING IN AN OLD SHIPPING CONTAINER ON THE JERSEY SHORE, HUNTING GEESE WITH A CROWBAR AND A NAILGUN FOR FOOD.

THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.  IF YOU HURT YOUR FOOT TRIPPING OVER THE ANVIL, TURN ON THE LIGHT NEXT TIME.

ACTUALLY DON'T.  YOU MIGHT SCARE THE GRUE AWAY.



Fucking :potd:
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Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2008, 02:28:35 pm »
Jesus. I leave for like a year and a half, and when I come back, it's like everything's different. What the fuck is this board -- ACTIVE or somethin'?
I'm a green Discordian. I don't eat the bun OR the hot dog.
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Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2008, 02:42:02 pm »
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Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2008, 08:31:17 pm »

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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2008, 10:06:07 pm »
Picture not loading for me  :(
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2008, 12:54:35 am »
It's gruesome, are you sure you want to see it?

Saturnine:  :lulz:, thanks for obliging!
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2008, 02:48:22 am »
Picture not loading for me  :(

me either.
i was just being a dick.

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Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2008, 02:51:08 am »
Picture not loading for me  :(

me either.
i was just being a dick.
That's odd, it loaded just fine when I looked at this thread 10 minutes ago, but now the post is blank.

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Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2008, 02:51:28 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2008, 06:15:11 am »
Well I can see it now.  Not that it means anything to me.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2008, 04:46:58 pm »
WTF first I couldn't see it

then I could

now I can't


WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

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Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2008, 08:32:57 pm »
OMG NOW NOT EVEN I CAN SEE IT!

*screams*
Jesus. I leave for like a year and a half, and when I come back, it's like everything's different. What the fuck is this board -- ACTIVE or somethin'?
I'm a green Discordian. I don't eat the bun OR the hot dog.
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