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Started by Cramulus, December 15, 2008, 03:44:38 PM

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Cramulus

December 15, 2008, 03:44:38 PM
 So how was your weekend?            Not long enough! heh heh heh
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Richter

#1
December 15, 2008, 03:51:57 PM

How was the Sexual Harassement        It was great!  I learned how to
               workshop?                          molest water coolers.
                     /                                 /

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#2
December 15, 2008, 03:53:08 PM
So what are you doing for Christmas?           Just relaxing at home with the family, you?
       \                                                      /
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Vene

#3
December 15, 2008, 03:54:45 PM
                    Anal?
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Messier Undertree

#4
December 15, 2008, 04:01:12 PM
 But this water cooler is empty.        Just shut up and smile for the camera.
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Cramulus

#5
December 15, 2008, 04:01:53 PM
 :spittake:

AFK

#6
December 15, 2008, 04:02:39 PM
                    "TALK"               "Oh I get it because he said small talk."
                      /                                /
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#7
December 15, 2008, 04:12:07 PM
                                                          "PENIS"
                                                                /

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Richter

#8
December 15, 2008, 04:13:11 PM


    You SURE you won't get                Yeah. I used to
               pregnant?                        be a boy, you know.                                                 
                     /                                 /
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#9
December 15, 2008, 04:21:36 PM

      It sucks that we're           Speak for yourself!  These puppies are my job security.
     getting downsized.            I'm so glad they promoted Mr. Alphapance. 
                     /                                 /

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#10
December 15, 2008, 04:22:31 PM
Just to let you know, sweetie, that you put the crease on your pants the wrong way. Always front to back. Also, black pumps with khaki? Tell you what, we'll hit Jimmy Choo after work today and we'll find you a pair that's faaaaabulous.
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Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#11
December 15, 2008, 04:27:23 PM

So what was it like
working for Pat Sajak?           
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Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#12
December 15, 2008, 04:32:17 PM
You stole my next idea!  :argh!:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#13
December 15, 2008, 04:37:59 PM



                                           Yes, "pegging".  Look it up.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
December 15, 2008, 05:07:03 PM
Sometimes, in the 3rd-floor bathroom, I lock the door, take off my pants, and poop in my shoe.
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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