One Sentence Rants

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Fuck off sunlight im busy being a sausage!

[Doktor Howl]

One sentence rants suck.  That's why this rant has four sentences.  So you fuckers just keep dribbling Slack™ away, one epigram at a time.  I hate you all with the power of Courtney Love's HPV.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

The real problem here is that after years of swearing, there are no longer any words that seem obscene enough to describe you.




Also...this thread reminds me of Hemmingway's six word story. Check it out.

[Doktor Howl]

Also...this thread reminds me of Hemmingway's six word story. Check it out.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

Also...this thread reminds me of Hemmingway's six word story. Check it out.

wha-?

[Arim the Backwards One]

I don't care how jealous you are of me, that's not an excuse for being a complete bitch, ruining my lovelife and come back later and want to 'be friends again'.

[Doktor Howl]

Also...this thread reminds me of Hemmingway's six word story. Check it out.

wha-?

Sorry.  Bad flashback to the Three Word Story thread.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

Also...this thread reminds me of Hemmingway's six word story. Check it out.

wha-?

Sorry.  Bad flashback to the Three Word Story thread.

It's all good.

[navkat]

Dear friends and family who are so full of your own BULLSHIT, you'd rather have me believe I'm fucking CRAZY than face the steaming pile of nonsense you just shat into my lap: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

[Doktor Howl]

Dear friends and family who are so full of your own BULLSHIT, you'd rather have me believe I'm fucking CRAZY than face the steaming pile of nonsense you just shat into my lap: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

But you are nuts, Navvie.

Of course, this doesn't mean they AREN'T full of shit.

[navkat]

If I take a shit on the sofa and you sit in it and punch me in the face, I would say "You know, I probably deserved that." I would NOT scream "WHAT SHIT, YOU FUCKING NUTTER? I SMELL NO SHIT HERE, YOU MUST BE NUTS."

Because, you know, I shit on the couch.

[navkat]

EVEN BETTER: when motherfuckers back up the first asshole and scream "There's no shit here. WHY ARE YOU SO PARANOID?"

[Doktor Howl]

If I take a shit on the sofa and you sit in it and punch me in the face, I would say "You know, I probably deserved that." I would NOT scream "WHAT SHIT, YOU FUCKING NUTTER? I SMELL NO SHIT HERE, YOU MUST BE NUTS."

Because, you know, I shit on the couch.

This is why you aren't a banker.

[navkat]

If I blamed the shit on you and punched you in the fayce, I'd be a banker.

[Cainad (dec.)]

If I blamed the shit on you and punched you in the fayce, I'd be a banker.

"YOU fed ME that cheeseburger, so it's YOUR fault that I shat on the couch. I'm going to punch you in the face, and if you don't pay to have the couch professionally cleaned this instant you're going to jail. Also, the couch belongs to me now."

-CEO of NavBank