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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cramulus, December 17, 2008, 08:24:05 PM

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Corvidia

#165
October 10, 2009, 10:58:39 PM
Sounds rough, man. :(



I really, really hate being sick and I've been sick FOUR TIMES THIS YEAR--more times than I was sick during the entirety of the previous six years. And three out of the four times, it's been a cold. I would much rather have the flu--puke once or twice, sleep for a day or so, be all better. But noooo, I get colds which take forever to shake.
Also, people are home from other places AND I'M TOO SICK TO HANG OUT.  :argh!:
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

glorfon

#166
October 12, 2009, 05:06:36 AM
Oh sorry, it would be foolish to expect that knowledge can be exchanged for free; here's $36,000 a year!

Golden Applesauce

#167
October 12, 2009, 05:13:56 AM
Quote from: glorfon on October 12, 2009, 05:06:36 AM
Oh sorry, it would be foolish to expect that knowledge can be exchanged for free; here's $36,000 a year!

36k the first year.  Every year after it goes up, like a bad mortgage,
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Kai

#168
October 15, 2009, 02:44:38 AM
I know the secrets of the universe; why would I care if you think I'm stupid or inept?
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#169
October 15, 2009, 02:47:05 AM
I am infested with flu viruses.  Little bitty death machines.  So why don't you waste my time by standing directly in front of me and chatting with the pharmacist, when I need my pills?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Corvidia

#170
October 20, 2009, 12:30:07 AM
I'm done talking to you. You never fucking listen to a thing I say, no matter what it is and I'm sosososososo tired of repeating myself. I obviously have nothing worthwhile to say, so I'll save my breath and not bother.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

Iason Ouabache

#171
October 20, 2009, 09:42:13 AM
Ok, Mr. 45 year old co-worker. I know that you are happy about being newly divorced and shit but I don't need to hear every detail of your sex life.  :evilmad:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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AFK

#172
March 21, 2012, 06:16:40 PM
When I say I need something today I don't mean it is okay if you wait and give it to me tomorrow!!!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Salty

#173
March 22, 2012, 02:42:47 AM
While I am glad you find me and my experiences "interesting" I am NOT here to be your singing dancing weirdo for fucking hire, only useful when I dish out good, juicy stories. 
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

#174
March 22, 2012, 02:43:58 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 22, 2012, 02:42:47 AM
While I am glad you find me and my experiences "interesting" I am NOT here to be your singing dancing weirdo for fucking hire, only useful when I dish out good, juicy stories.

Rubbish.
Molon Lube

Salty

#175
March 22, 2012, 04:24:02 AM
 :argh!:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#176
March 22, 2012, 06:01:00 AM
I understand that you have just dismissed me as a novelty, but even though I will haunt your dreams for the next few months, you yet have no idea how that dismissal will haunt every aspect of your career between now and the time I reject you as an applicant.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#177
March 22, 2012, 06:01:54 AM
Challenge me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#178
March 22, 2012, 09:58:13 AM
Stick that thing in my face again and you'll be wearing it on YOUR face, and we all know it doesn't bend that way!!!!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#179
March 22, 2012, 12:52:21 PM
Recalibrating your fantasy baseball grid =/= doing your job!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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