Intermittens #5

[LMNO]

The editor's note on page 6 is rofltastic.

[Cramulus]

the whole thing is




rock on, Cainad! Great work!

[bds]

Excellent job, Cainad!

[AFK]

Excellente!  Though, it loads really slow, but I think it's because my Adobe program is fuxxored. 

[Telarus]

[Jenne]

  Wow, looks great, Cainad!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's done.


http://tinyurl.com/intermittens5 <---- CLICKY CLICKY

It's amazing.



However, the heresies #1 has now been published 3 times, and I hate 5s, so that's it.  No mas.  THE GRAVY TRAIN HAS REACHED THE END OF THE FUCKING LINE.  Instead, I will be happy to write specifically for upcoming issues, topic to be determined by you, the editors, and might even have something to do with what I actually write.  If this is unacceptable, please inform me by mail with a SASE, so I can track you down, kick off your head, and shit 30 pounds or so of my vile, parasite-infested feces into your esophagus.

Why the fuck would anyone be an editor?  Just asking.

TGRR,
Mystified by masochists.

[Cainad (dec.)]

  I probably could have spent some more time digging through your vast collection of works. The lazy won out in the end, and I went with the first thing that I recalled.

[Cramulus]

I gotta say, for your first time doing any sort of magazine-style layout, this is really well-done.

You've never used scribd before, yes? Bad ass!




SEE, EVEN CAINAD CAN DO IT

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I probably could have spent some more time digging through your vast collection of works. The lazy won out in the end, and I went with the first thing that I recalled.

You shoulda just hit the archive.  It's all there.

[Telarus]

And it's not like this has to be the 'final' version of #5 or whatever.

[Honey]

Nice work! 

[Sheered Völva]

I haven't read all of it yet--just saw it, but what I saw looked good.

I do have a sore spot, though, as Nigel's "Shut the fuck up" appears in Issue 5.

Author: Nigel
Shut the fuck up.
« on: January 23, 2009, 10:39:06 AM »

Intermittens 7: Operation Mindfuck wants this.  If anybody needs an OM, it's the people described in this rant.

Nigel: Please supply me with your name, rank, and cereal number.  Actually, name you want to use for this (Nigel?) and is it kopyleft or what?

"Nigel" is fine. I keep meaning to come up with something more pompously Discordian-sounding, but nothing comes to mind so I guess I'll stay Nigel. Technically I'm a minister so it could be Rev. Nigel I guess. Kopyleft.

I'm assuming the editor of number 5 didn't see those posts.

[the last yatto]

or you took too long. wasnt your issue supposted to be out before jake day?

[P3nT4gR4m]

It's done.


http://tinyurl.com/intermittens5 <---- CLICKY CLICKY

It's amazing.



However, the heresies #1 has now been published 3 times, and I hate 5s, so that's it.  No mas.  THE GRAVY TRAIN HAS REACHED THE END OF THE FUCKING LINE.  Instead, I will be happy to write specifically for upcoming issues, topic to be determined by you, the editors, and might even have something to do with what I actually write.  If this is unacceptable, please inform me by mail with a SASE, so I can track you down, kick off your head, and shit 30 pounds or so of my vile, parasite-infested feces into your esophagus.

Why the fuck would anyone be an editor?  Just asking.

TGRR,
Mystified by masochists.

I has just the very commission for you. You know what the BOtSG did for the bible? How do you think you'd fare doing something similar for new-age/wicca/cabala/myticism?

I'm looking for one page worth of every ridiculous claim that Gerald Gardiner or Elrond Hubbard ever made, but made even more ridiculous if poss. How discordianism can help if your astral plane is hijacked by terrurists or how we can supply you with sigils that make you bulletproof... I'm thinking of every ad I ever saw for "The Secret" and "What the $£%^$@"

Also some quantum theory might help add some credibility.