New Games @ Jesus Christ Arcade - !!!HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

[Reverend Jeremiah]

Hello everyone. Reverend Jeremiah here, Praise Sweet Baby Jesus! I have got a holiday treat for you! We here at Jesus Christ Arcade Studios have been hard at work trying to get you some new blasphemous games just in time for the holidays and apparently Sweet Baby Jesus is smiling upons us. We have two (count them... TWO) new games for you to sink your heathen teeth into:

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Sweet Bouncing Jesus - (http://jesuschristarcade.com/index.php?action=arcade;sa=play;game=36)

"Sweet Baby Jesus loves to bounce. Oh, oh, oh, please pick me up and bounce me. I love to bounce up and down and up and down and up and oh, oh, oh, OH, OHHHHHH..... Sweet Baby Jesus Bless you!"

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Spank The Prophet - (http://jesuschristarcade.com/index.php?action=arcade;sa=play;game=35)

"How DARE you even !!!THINK!!! of spanking the Prophet Muhammad!!! (Peace Be Upon Him!) You shall feel the sting of the scorpion and the wrath of ALLAH if you even !!!THINK!!! of playing this game!...wait..you want to...SPANK ME?!?! ...mmm, Prophet Muhammad (Pease Be Upon My Naughty Ass!) likes getting spanked!..mmm yeah....come and spank me like the BITCH I am!"

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WAIT...WAIT..WAIT...I'm receiving a coded message from Sweet Baby Jesus through the Spirit World..I...cant..control..my..fingers....

***"Happy Holidays BITCH, but this ain't my birthday...it's the Winter Solstice you ass holes!!!"***

Well, I am back in control again, and Praise Sweet Baby Jesus we need to ask him for fogiveness for celebrating a pagan holiday..again and again and again and again and again!

We here at Jesus Christ Arcade Studios are wishing you, and yours, a VERY happy...well...whatever you celebrate during this cold time.



Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM JESUS CHRIST ARCADE.
(http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/)

- Reverend Jeremiah
"Praise Sweet Baby Jesus"

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

i kind of liked "spank the prophet" because there was no point and no reward.

[Reverend Jeremiah]

Thats EXACTLY what I made that game for..no points, no information..just spank that Islamic Prophet ass as much as you like.