I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING

[the last yatto]

what is intermittens? what is the ultimate question?
why do you wanna know? yak me Anthony!
letters to the editor be damned; crazy but no sause required
some answers are best left to grasshoper with too much time.
groups will be awarded points based on questions asked and laughted at
fails will be mocked and explained into the dirt road taht used to have a horse

answer are best left questioned,  questions are in bold foam
why do they call the things in your ass hemorrhoids and the things in the Hemisphere asteroids?
Great crash there question, lets say it involves a very long story about blood tl;dr Blame the Greeks Orr not
Who put the bomb in the boom-a-bump-a-romp
likes to shake his hand, but his name is not his own; wut?
Sirus asks When will the world really end?
Sam says never, only you will end, then the universe will repeat itself.
Is it wrong to use kosher salt on ham? well Bacon is a vegetable.
Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? same reason the first thing school teaches you is your name
Is a combo really cheaper if you don’t get it fun sized? only if your bank card lets you keep the change
otherwise its lost to the cents pyramriod  scheme, just as am/pm gets lost with the daylight saving.
somehow the scheme makes you loose sleep over it.
currently @Worthwile st., no you aren't, why yes i am why don't you wave to me?
did you know showtime's weeds is on DVD? no but i just got laided.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? de de des
Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop? IO-Us,
If mathematics is empirical, xplain imaginary numbers. negative numbers allaw loans
so Do you Turkey Curse often?
only since the sunset accident, and sudden closure. but its starting to become addictive
Now How do you eat cap’n crunch without hurting the roof of your mouth?
they were made in eriszona, guess for yourself! theats something best left to thinking,
apond thinking wise man says, use last of milk on ceral have none for quick cheesy meal
Who put the dip in the dip-de-dip-de-dip? clause is coming to explain.
How come abbreviated is such a long word? why do you always ask word questions to an idiot?
Jesus put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong/Judge Wigglet Punch says so
some asshats say the universe is everything, and that it is expanding, what is it expanding into?
accident. Zeus farted and created the big bang, which he soon got bored of so he started teaching monkies to
fight the fish and the fish to shit in the monkies' water
weird thing is this was teh causeto see which would wind after Loki kept asking him which would win in a duel and wouldnt shutuop about the fact that one was on land and the other in the sea... to which he would always answer then what the hell was the great flood about to which lead to the collaspe of said terrasphere greating some other big bang for the gods to fight over. Erris sure worked them over good didnt she.
under god indisibiable with liberty and justice for some
that was yetis from outer space, now for commericals
things you know you need them, you know you want them
mumbo jumbo gumbo chilli, so good you will slap your mama
Snarky McBullhorn -how is a raven like a writing desk?
most people think its because poee wrote on both, but i think its a maze of fail myself
biggest clue to this fact would be the whig party assassins who tried to take him out according to paranoia issue #45
nevermoar would the theather troops haunt those in the know about trivial thoughts such as free will
Darf MurderFace -Why is pee different from poop?
pee is a biproduct of sex, poop is a byproduct of eating too much

team that fnord built
Malcalypse The Latter - where are all the answers? inside the Pax Discordiania or cram's etc duh
Rigoberto - what is the meaning of lice?
remind humans and cabbages alike that everything is about getting a head
the meaning of life is that your alone in a time loop at the end and the beginning
THursday - who named the days? conspiracy days or discordant ones?
That Guy - Am I gonna get sick? pillz help keep the plague in check, i think this is a plan of the pharm companies as a fail safe to retain bower...
sources tell me all they have to do is stop issuing them and we all turn into zombies
Joku-Mu Estonian - What's the frequency? 66.6
Calypso The Latter - HOW? classified
St. Worthwile - Wut? thetas the point really, that and well this other
Broken AI - I have an embarrassing rash on my male DIN output. Could I have caught it from that Z81 I interfaced with at the bar last week? She said she was defragged ... begs to question is Sussex safe? you break it you buy it
God - If I made a taco so spiced even I could not eat it, would I vanish in a puff of illogic? :ERROR: need moar dogma
vodka - When will the world really end? July 5, 1998
hooray fibslager - why is this so odd? ? it was like that when i bought it
RudeRyan - What does the hard barrel in my pants mean!? barrel is task, the rest you fan cigure out
Rev Shade the Nostalgic - Why does salt docent go well with milk?
all the cows are being used for meat, so secretly they been using slugs to make up demand
Flanders - Were you up on my roof last night stealing my weather vane? no vomit
pope zero - did i eat the cookie? your quota is three for the week, so you h ave two liefs left
RedRyan - Why are there so much perverts in the world and none of them is my girlfriend? GOD HATES YUO!~
Sleepingowl Earthdragon - gamecocks and the naughty girls who hide them...are where exactly? Venus
What if they made 23 all up? ITS JUST A FUCKING NUMBER, unless you have seen pi then its controls the stock market
Isn't that not a question? The Mad Alhazred-Head injuries. serious questions or nonsense questions we take all kinds here, most answers are invited to join us, with the rest in exile for being lame judes
Isn't Operation Mindfuck a way of making them more like us?
Yes, to collage universes upend golden flakes just for the Luz
Isn't that what they are trying to do? actually to tell you the truth, no,
for you see only real discordians actually do more then just talk
Does that make Pope Zombie more like them or them more like zombies?
as employee of the month of Umbrella corporation for like 23 months, it would hurt my stock options to tell you such
Who is "us"? "Them"? whats Worthwile? hate and love
What would cthulu do? what would garfield do?
I have read scary stuff about 2012. Should i be scared? Please tell me whats going on!!??
2012 is just internation test, maybe 'this is just a drill' or not. big fireworks is
when a rival alien god shows up in about 2036 :sause: http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/apophis/


Have you played the game 1000 Blank White Cards?

If yes, what is your opinion of it?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

    Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp
    Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong
    Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop
    Who put the dip in the dip-de-dip-de-dip
    Who was that man, I'd like to shake his hand

[Brotep]

^he made my baby fall in love with me

[the last yatto]

issue #4
The Mad Alhazred-Head - What style of execution do you prefer?
Anne Frank - Are the Nazis going to find me and my family?

[Brotep]

Wait, so is this what you guys mean by pinealist?

[Requia ☣]

Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.

[indifferent betty]

Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.

OMG! you said fnord!!! and illuminatus!!!! PINEALIST!!!!

obviously you're not a really real discordian.

[Reginald Ret]

Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.

OMG! you said fnord!!! and illuminatus!!!! PINEALIST!!!!

obviously you're not a really real discordian.

for some reason you piss me off more then the semi pinealist,
go choke on some invected armpits.

[indifferent betty]

Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.

OMG! you said fnord!!! and illuminatus!!!! PINEALIST!!!!

obviously you're not a really real discordian.

for some reason you piss me off more then the semi pinealist,
go choke on some invected armpits.

No. I have none.

[Kai]

Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.

OMG! you said fnord!!! and illuminatus!!!! PINEALIST!!!!

obviously you're not a really real discordian.

Or maybe, just maybe, the old jokes are stale and we are more than within our means to make fun of people who use them.

[indifferent betty]

Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.

OMG! you said fnord!!! and illuminatus!!!! PINEALIST!!!!

obviously you're not a really real discordian.

Or maybe, just maybe, the old jokes are stale and we are more than within our means to make fun of people who use them.

Do me a favour then, show me a list of these stale jokes and I promise I will completley avoid the use of them in posts from hereon in, as causing offense to you wonderfully patient and well tempered people is the last thing I wilt.

[Cramulus]

oh sweet someone's finally going to tell us how evil and bad we all are 

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

Indifferent Betty: (or whatever it is this week)
In the local parlance, a pinealist is someone who thinks they are being wise or original or funny by quoting some old book by some dead guy. Very very often people want to show off how "Discordian" they are by being absurdly random and forced funny. Personally, I find originality more "Discordian". If you love reading incessant PD quotes and fanboyish RAW Hero Worship ad nauseum, bully for you - but that's generally not the vibe of this community.

My advice, before we start all this shit again, is not to start throwing around broad, clumsy insults (like the snarky "you wonderfully patient and well tempered people") which make you sound like you are incapable of distinguishing between whomever you're pissed off at and the rest of us. You may be confused - which is understandable - but FYI this board isn't a dragon, it's a windmill.

[indifferent betty]

Indifferent Betty: (or whatever it is this week)
In the local parlance, a pinealist is someone who thinks they are being wise or original or funny by quoting some old book by some dead guy. Very very often people want to show off how "Discordian" they are by being absurdly random and forced funny. Personally, I find originality more "Discordian". If you love reading incessant PD quotes and fanboyish RAW Hero Worship ad nauseum, bully for you - but that's generally not the vibe of this community.

My advice, before we start all this shit again, is not to start throwing around broad, clumsy insults (like the snarky "you wonderfully patient and well tempered people") which make you sound like you are incapable of distinguishing between whomever you're pissed off at and the rest of us. You may be confused - which is understandable - but FYI this board isn't a dragon, it's a windmill.

Dude, "insults" aside, I am aware (as you already know) of the current definition of "Pinealism", having been a flame magnet here before. I stand by my request though, you tell me definitively what hacks you (avoiding insults) fuckers off in the form of a list of these stale jokes (that i have not been around to watch go stale) and i will avoid them.

And i am more than within my means to not fear windmills.

[Brotep]

Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.

OMG! you said fnord!!! and illuminatus!!!! PINEALIST!!!!

obviously you're not a really real discordian.

This is actually sort of funny.  But all your subsequent posts must be stricken from the record.

oh sweet someone's finally going to tell us how evil and bad we all are 

Cramulus you're like a malignant tumor on a baby seal that makes it half uncute.  Which is worse than a double racism combo.

this board isn't a dragon, it's a windmill.

My Uncle Murray died in a windmill accident 

[indifferent betty]

This is actually sort of funny.  But all your subsequent posts must be stricken from the record.

Apologies good sir. Strick them right away, and replace them with :