TGRR Podcasts

[Jenne]

I can see how podcast #4 would do that, Payne.  Roger, GREAT work.  Don't know why you are upset with it!  Also, I like you calling yourself "Dirty Ol' Uncle Roger" too! 

[P3nT4gR4m]

Presentation was great! I shit you not Rog, except for the odd occasion when you throw in an "um" or an "err" (which didn't happen in this clip) yuo are a goddamn natural, the voice is your greatest asset, I'd kill a man stone dead for a voice that like, it has that indefinable quality that makes people either sound like they belong on teevee or not.

Only criticism I had with this release is the silence during the photo montage. That's a total no-no. Either some hard, thrashy rock or a voiceover is desperately required over this part. Pictures do not speak for themselves in the video medium.

[hooplala]

I have to disagree in this particular situation.  They silence made it seem like I was watching those images in a tomb.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I felt the silence worked, because the montage was so short.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Presentation was great! I shit you not Rog, except for the odd occasion when you throw in an "um" or an "err"

It is a solid BITCH training yourself out of that.

[hooplala]

I'm terrible for it, that's why I edit the shit out of mine.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm terrible for it, that's why I edit the shit out of mine.

I'm relying on practice and negative reinforcement.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Presentation was great! I shit you not Rog, except for the odd occasion when you throw in an "um" or an "err"

It is a solid BITCH training yourself out of that.

I found running to a tight script helped with baby jesus and scareyface but with BJ I had the advantage of reading it off a screen - I didn't have to memorise and look at the camera. Scareyface was quite short but again a bit of practice lets you concentrate on actually finessing the delivery and there's no pause to think what to say next, cos you already tried it a dozen different ways.

[Richter]

Presentation was great! I shit you not Rog, except for the odd occasion when you throw in an "um" or an "err"

It is a solid BITCH training yourself out of that.

I found running to a tight script helped with baby jesus and scareyface but with BJ I had the advantage of reading it off a screen - I didn't have to memorise and look at the camera. Scareyface was quite short but again a bit of practice lets you concentrate on actually finessing the delivery and there's no pause to think what to say next, cos you already tried it a dozen different ways.

I dry run, script out my stuff, and was lucky enough to have a father who'd mock the shit out of you for it.

[Sister_Gothique]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMapMZj452E

Scientology explored by Roger and Von Melee.

(Note:  At time of posting, this was still being configured at Youtube.  Hold your fucking horses.)

VON MELEE!!!!!!!! God, I miss you guys...

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As for the response to Richter podcast, all I have to say is, "it's DO ME....DO..ME....not dome....do me....DO*click* and then ME...."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMapMZj452E

Scientology explored by Roger and Von Melee.

(Note:  At time of posting, this was still being configured at Youtube.  Hold your fucking horses.)

VON MELEE!!!!!!!! God, I miss you guys...

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As for the response to Richter podcast, all I have to say is, "it's DO ME....DO..ME....not dome....do me....DO*click* and then ME...."

I'M RICHARD FUCKING CHEESE!

Oh, and we miss you too.    

Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town
rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking
me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says
"get off my curb you good for nothing"
all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so
they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how
many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an
onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring,
the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds
there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never
has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad
Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of
all my records and every time I walk into a record
store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't
nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't
nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently
for death!

[Cain]

Hey.

Just wanted to mention that there is this page on BIP Wiki that could do with an update, since people are doing Youtube vids now

http://www.blackironprison.com/index.php?title=Audio/Video_Project

Just dropping it off here, since this is the busiest thread on the topic.

[Manabu]

you know, this IS the busiest thread, ne?

and as such, the most fun to rant in, as i will make is shown.

GOOD REVEREND ROGER, i may have to start my own FUCKING thread to catalog my ranting and such, seeing as how my RAGE is now starting to spill out and drool down my face like such thick black ooze that signals organ failure...

and, instead of the distinct urge to grab a bat, walk down the streets of down town and BEAT every person who wears the sigil of the usual SHIT EATING GRIN of UNDESERVED SELF-ACCOMPLISHMENT

i decided to take my rampage and translate it into those lines with the words and the literacy checks and the RAGE

you of all people can catch the annoying happenings in today's rant, mr. roger, and the onlooking neighborhood in which you dwell...


apparently, there is a group of coaliced 'manabu haters' here in the shop... be it for one reason or the other, my influence has reached so deep into their shallow souls as to spawn a loathing of sorts from a handful of the regulars

however, these people who shall remain unnamed (unless you are asking specifically about a few by the name of momo, tim, and their small hatred-seething posse) seem to act as if nothing is wrong, as if to avoid a confrontation in which i would dispel all their ill-colored rumors and assumptions about your wonderful half-souled semi-foreigner who is in employ at their place of leisure...


you would think that they would either wish to resolve it or just give up altogether, but NOOO

would it be considered a foul if i were to simply challenge them to a back alley brawl, from which the loser must leave town?

that still works, right?



it did in all the movies... all i need to do is get a few tumbleweeds...

movies are still the ruler by which what works is measured, right?




...well fuck you. roger, get a damn tumbleweed. bad shit's 'gonna go doooooown!

...or perhaps just a stern talking to in which the bitchy party ends up walking away with their fingers in their ears yelling 'lalala can't hear you LALALALA WHAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU! BYE NOW! LALALALAAAA'

either way, fun for me


i know what my issue is... all my hair is keeping the rage inside. perhaps if i were to shave my head as you do all my anger would seep out through my naked cranium and infect those around me into doing something instead of acting like little high school freshmen cheerleaders with their rumor mongering and their back-talking and their two faced 'oh hi how are you today (why aren't you dead yet)?'-ed-ness...

perhaps i should look on the bright side. the fact that they have such strong hatred for me is naught but a feeling, and taking a Taoist (see foreign) look at it, and without applying the labels of which clouds the mind to the matters at hand, the strong feelings that they are translating into wayward actions should be flattering. i mean, this means that they care on some level, correct? you must care about something to feel strongly enough to 'hate' it

its like the girl on the playground who bully's the nerd, when she in fact loves said nerd...


so, this in mind, it is obvious that they just want a piece of my ass. those silly perverts. i mean, honestly.... all they need is some cash and they can get some of this twitchy love. they should know this by now. HONESTLY



but i digress. hatred, hair making my cranial cavity a cesspool of rage and annoyance, schoolgirls in the shape of 'adults,' and hidden desires...

good times, ne?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Shit yeah.

We shall march on a road of bones, Manubu!  Peasants will flee their fields and strong men shall weep.  There can be no mercy, no forgiveness, and all the fucking dinners BETTER be on time! 

Don't take any shit from these bastards.  I have your back, and while I am not a deadly martial arts master like yourself, I am in fact a master of the sucker punch. 

LET THE HATE FLOW!

[Manabu]

oi, don't underestimate the power of the SUCKA PUNCH

many a dedicated fighter has fallen to a spindly and stealthy squeeb running up and suckering them in the eye

OH GOD DID A CICADA JUST FLY INTO MY EYEBALL?

oh, no its just a geek. eww... geek guts.


and, as it were, the spindlyness of those around us may be an issue. although...


THEY BECOME WEAPONS!

pick up a good gamer club and SWING FOR THE FENCES


that shall be our revolution! DON'T MAKE ME GEEK BAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION, CONGRESS!

(pro:con::progress:congress)

HAH TAKE THAT, 6TH GRADE LERNING-ISM-ABLES!

anywhats... not much they can do. what will they do, avoid me?

OH LOOK, I WORK HERE

BISHES

ever have that dream where you are walking down a hallway towards a buffet and yet the farther you walk towards it, the farther it gets from you?

THEN A NINJA POPS OUT AT YOU?

no? i am the only one? heh.

it relates to the story, don't worry.

remember that ninja that i just mentioned?

yeah neither do i.

at this point, you can clearly see


or can you


SHALL THE HATE OF A THOUSAND EUNUCHS FLOW THROUGH YOUR HAREM LIKE AN OOZE OF BLACK AND SEETHING DEATH CRIES

without hate, where would we be?