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Peanut butter peanut shit

Started by Pariah, January 05, 2009, 03:02:14 AM

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Pariah

January 05, 2009, 03:02:14 AM
1)Take pita bread (the kind that opens up under heat)
2)Put in toaster
3)Toast then take out of toaster
4)Stuff full of peanut butter
5)LUNCH!
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Rumckle

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January 05, 2009, 03:35:48 AM
Congratulations you have made peanut butter on toast.  :golfclap:
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Pariah

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January 05, 2009, 03:43:39 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on January 05, 2009, 03:35:48 AM
Congratulations you have made peanut butter on toast.  :golfclap:

I'm quite the chef.
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Triple Zero

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January 05, 2009, 07:44:39 AM
It's brilliant.
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Pariah

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January 05, 2009, 04:51:48 PM
Im sure no one's ever thought of it before
:roll:
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