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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 13, 2009, 08:27:17 PM

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Quote from: Faust on January 14, 2009, 10:41:49 PM
*I thrust my hatchet at your head*
STFU YOU ARE SO CHILDISH! YOU CANT ROLL PLAY LIFE YOU KNOW!

AND YOUR COCK TASTES LIKE TINNED OYSTERS >:( SO THERE

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Faust

Quote from: Pantalones on January 14, 2009, 10:43:47 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 14, 2009, 10:41:49 PM
*I thrust my hatchet at your head*
STFU YOU ARE SO CHILDISH! YOU CANT ROLL PLAY LIFE YOU KNOW!

AND YOUR COCK TASTES LIKE TINNED OYSTERS >:( SO THERE

only after i did your mom.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Faust on January 14, 2009, 10:48:29 PM
Quote from: Pantalones on January 14, 2009, 10:43:47 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 14, 2009, 10:41:49 PM
*I thrust my hatchet at your head*
STFU YOU ARE SO CHILDISH! YOU CANT ROLL PLAY LIFE YOU KNOW!

AND YOUR COCK TASTES LIKE TINNED OYSTERS >:( SO THERE

only after i did your mom.

:mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Net on January 14, 2009, 07:16:16 PM
Also, you're the one who invited me into your bed, and I was the one who was not interested.

You're a desperate slut.

Am I wrong to still be amused by this?

Willing to sleep with Net = desperate slut.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2009, 10:56:13 PM
Quote from: Net on January 14, 2009, 07:16:16 PM
Also, you're the one who invited me into your bed, and I was the one who was not interested.

You're a desperate slut.

Am I wrong to still be amused by this?

Willing to sleep with Net = desperate slut.  :lulz:

Ah no.

Willing to sleep with someone you're "not close to," makes you a slut.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

bds

Quote from: Net on January 14, 2009, 10:58:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2009, 10:56:13 PM
Quote from: Net on January 14, 2009, 07:16:16 PM
Also, you're the one who invited me into your bed, and I was the one who was not interested.

You're a desperate slut.

Am I wrong to still be amused by this?

Willing to sleep with Net = desperate slut.  :lulz:

Ah no.

Willing to sleep with someone you're "not close to," makes you a slut.

Can you define "slut" for me please?

Dr. Paes

Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2009, 10:56:13 PM
Quote from: Net on January 14, 2009, 07:16:16 PM
Also, you're the one who invited me into your bed, and I was the one who was not interested.

You're a desperate slut.

Am I wrong to still be amused by this?

Willing to sleep with Net = desperate slut.  :lulz:

You're doing it wrong.
This thread is now about Faust and FERD, and the lulzy issues in *their* relationship.
Please to stay on topic.

the last yatto

if they break up who gets portland?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Net on January 14, 2009, 10:58:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2009, 10:56:13 PM
Quote from: Net on January 14, 2009, 07:16:16 PM
Also, you're the one who invited me into your bed, and I was the one who was not interested.

You're a desperate slut.

Am I wrong to still be amused by this?

Willing to sleep with Net = desperate slut.  :lulz:

Ah no.

Willing to sleep with someone you're "not close to," makes you a slut.

Oh good, it's nice to know we've got the Moral Majority on the board.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


the last yatto

that kinda makes net sexist that only girls can be sluts
or
12.5% rapist but 125% slut
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

It must appall Net to no end to think that sometimes I sleep with people who aren't even my friends, and that in fact sometimes I even go on to have long-term relationships with them, even going so far as to sometimes fall in love with them! People I'm not even close to! I'm such a dirty little whore. :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


bds

Quote from: YattoDobbs on January 14, 2009, 11:08:40 PM
that kinda makes net sexist that only girls can be sluts
or
12.5% rapist but 125% slut

When did he say that only girls can be sluts?
Besides, the word "slut" is generally applied to females anyway.

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Fuck that noise - I've had sex with people I hated before (hell I was married for 5 years) cos ... y'know ... pussy is pussy

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