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Law of Fives Help?
« on: January 23, 2009, 05:43:32 pm »
I am working on something discussing the Law of Fives and would like to include some intricate and ridiculous examples of the Law at work mathematically, except that I am to math what George W. Bush is to the English language...

Would anyone be willing to help me out with some mindbending examples of the Law of Fives?


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Re: Law of Fives Help?
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2009, 05:55:12 pm »

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Re: Law of Fives Help?
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 06:00:54 pm »
They just might, thanks Cain... I will check the whole page when I get home tonight. 
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"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: Law of Fives Help?
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2009, 06:13:05 pm »
Cool.  They're not hard mathematical, but you can see how they rely on a certain mathematical-esque understanding of the world to work.  For example, the tortoise and the arrow paradox.

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Re: Law of Fives Help?
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2009, 06:18:09 pm »
Well, the thing is the Law recognizes the creativity of the observer, and Math (obstensively) doesn't.  So, are you looking for formulas or equations that somehow act freaky, or are you trying to do more complicated versions of "2+3=5"?

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Re: Law of Fives Help?
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2009, 06:42:28 pm »
The latter.  Specifically finding ways to find five in things where it 'shouldn't' be present.  I suppose there are some in Illuminatus now that I think of it.
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Re: Law of Fives Help?
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2009, 06:46:16 pm »
Ah, like finding an important date and "finding" the 5's?

Lessee.  Obama inaguration:  1/20/2009 -> 1+20+2009 = 2030 -> 2+0+3+0 = 5.

But you probably want more complexity, yeah?

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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2009, 07:10:57 pm »
No, that's probably good.  If something was ridiculously complicated, all the better, but that works for simplicity.  People understand simplicity.
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Re: Law of Fives Help?
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2009, 07:18:59 pm »
Law of Fives Kabalistic Numeral Madgiiiqckue:

http://www.masoncode.com/Tamburlaine.htm
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One of the most striking differences between the Renaissance worldview and that of the present day lies in a shift from a richly subjective to a purely objective conceptualisation of numbers and mathematics. In the Renaissance numbers were held in a regard so high they were believed to provide the secret key to the deepest mysteries of God and man. Pico della Mirandola spoke for his age when he wrote (in John Dee's inimitable translation):

        "By Numbers, a way is had, to the searchyng out, and
        understandyng of every thyng, hable to be knowen."

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The most basic manifestation of Scientia Cabalae pertains to the naming of names. In the Hebrew of the Pentateuch the various names of God and those of Adam and Eve were no accident; nor, indeed, was that of Jesus Christ in the Greek of the New Testament. The naming of these figures was entirely underlain by numerical considerations. In Hebrew 'IHVH' (Jahweh) has a gematria value of 26 (see Hebrew Gematria): this relates him to the first man, created in his likeness, by the proportion of the width to the height of the sacred vesica piscis (a ratio of the square root of three), because 'ADM' (Adam) has a value of 45. The difference between these two is 19 - which is the value of 'ChVH' (Eve). Dividing 45 by 19 makes 2.368 - and 2368 is the value by Greek gematria of Ιησοθς Χριστος  (Jesus Christ) (see Greek Gematria). Adding 45 to 19 makes 64: and 64 times 37 is 2368 (37 being the numerical key to both New and Old Testaments).

Among the utilities enfolded within the Law of Fives includes a shortcut to a mental state usually attained by long term Cabalistic Practice (and one that Madonna may be learning RIGHT NOW...  ). This utility comes as a specific way of viewing the world and the events of the world that you find yourself participating in. This 'way of attention' mean freeing up the hard association between Number and Quantity that exists at an ingrained level in the human mind. Because ALL THINGS are DIRECTLY or INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE to FIVE, we can use direct math to manipulate the numbers and events that we have seen and are now in our minds, or we can abstract a bit and jump around indirectly with our numerology.

In this fashion we can say that HOT DOG is directly related to five because we use 5 letters (repeating one) in order to form it. We can appreciate that OBAMA has five letters (and the 2 consonants and 3 vowels should give you Discordians a shiver and a giggle). More indirectly we can say that Barack Hussein Obama II (20 letters) is our 44th President here in 2009. Now 44 times 20 equals 880, and 2009-880=1129. 1129 seems an interesting number because A) 9-2-1-1 = 5 (!!!!!), and B) On November 29th, 1947, the U.N. General Assembly passed a resolution calling for Palestine to be partitioned between Arabs and Jews, and on November 29th, 2001 George Harrison of the Beatles died at age 58. Of course, 1947-58=1889, and in the Year of 1889 in Paris, the Second International, a federation of socialist organizations, called for demonstrations of labor solidarity on May 1, 1890, and May Day(also known as Beltane or Walpurgisnacht, and sacred to the Illuminati for falling on the 1st day of the 5th month) has been observed one way or another ever since.


Now, what I have just done in the paragraph above is to Actively Apply the Law of 5's to a set of information. In this fashion we set our frantic brain to comparing and contrasting various bits of data that otherwise would never have met each other within the dark recesses of our minds. Searching for and finding a 5 gives our brain a dose of reward chemicals (much like when you feel good about remembering the lyrics to a song that just started on the radio). In this heightened state of awareness with random bits of data slamming into each other and producing fives, the mind also produces genuinely new connections and thoughts along with the FIVES floating to the top. Robert Anton Wilson discovered  this aspect of the Law of 5's and created further techniques that would exercise this mental function. He used the nonsense word PO as an operator, and would form narratives in his head such as "Illuminati PO Mickey Mouse", or "Rabbits PO UFOs" in order to generate ideas to write about.

Also found within the Law of 5's is a way of mentally folding every event that you experience back into a non-dualistic whole. We can listen to the mystics speak and write about how "ALL IS ONE" and argue about what that means, but without a non-verbal experience similar to theirs we have no hope of comprehending what they mean by "ALL IS ONE". By diligently practicing the Law of 5's techniques for a while, one begins to experience moments where the only meaning that the mind can find in the universe is FIVE. When one directly experiences each individual aspect of reality as well as all of reality as FIVE, then one has attained the mental state known as NIRVANA, if only briefly. You will probably find yourself laughing or giggling uncontrollably when this occurs. This is a good sign, as laughter is what the brain uses to integrate new information when the abstract/rational processes have failed.

All is ONE and that One is FIVE (and they're listed on pg00039, amongst other places).

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Re: Law of Fives Help?
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2009, 07:22:40 pm »
Yeah, what he said.

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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2009, 07:53:09 pm »
Shit, thanks Telarus!
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Re: Law of Fives Help?
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2009, 07:55:57 pm »
Telarus, sometimes you really scare me.  Didn't that hurt your brain?

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Re: Law of Fives Help?
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2009, 08:22:31 pm »
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: Law of Fives Help?
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2009, 08:33:53 pm »
That is exceptionally retarded.


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Re: Law of Fives Help?
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2009, 08:38:29 pm »
15 is the exception to the Law of Fives

There is no exception to the law of fives...

15=1x5=5

Also, Telarus, that was a beautiful summation.
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