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Started by Richter, January 23, 2009, 08:00:40 PM

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Sheered Völva

Quote from: Richter on January 30, 2009, 02:13:12 AM
Sheep would be a good choice, but I'd do goats and chickens first.

Chickens would be a little small for me.

Richter

Quote from: Sheered Völva on February 04, 2009, 04:59:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 30, 2009, 02:13:12 AM
Sheep would be a good choice, but I'd do goats and chickens first.

Chickens would be a little small for me.

Metaphorically, used in that sense they're like raincoats.

The Goat is the fine oilskin duster.  It ain't pretty, and don't always smell too good, but it will last you a LONG time.

The Chicken is the disposable plastic parka.  You wear it once.  Twice if you're unlucky, desperate, or silly.  The benefit is you can keep allot more around.

Aside from my calm acceptance and nonjudegmental treatment of your goat - fucking lifestyle, and advice about how to adapt it to chickens,

WHAT IN THE NAME OF BUDDHA'S BALLS IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Sheered Völva

Quote from: Richter on February 04, 2009, 05:19:56 PM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on February 04, 2009, 04:59:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 30, 2009, 02:13:12 AM
Sheep would be a good choice, but I'd do goats and chickens first.

Chickens would be a little small for me.

Metaphorically, used in that sense they're like raincoats.

The Goat is the fine oilskin duster.  It ain't pretty, and don't always smell too good, but it will last you a LONG time.

The Chicken is the disposable plastic parka.  You wear it once.  Twice if you're unlucky, desperate, or silly.  The benefit is you can keep allot more around.

Aside from my calm acceptance and nonjudegmental treatment of your goat - fucking lifestyle, and advice about how to adapt it to chickens,

WHAT IN THE NAME OF BUDDHA'S BALLS IS WRONG WITH YOU?

What's wrong with me?  I'm here, aren't I?  That should explain it.  :wink:

Requia ☣

Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2009, 11:27:35 AM
http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/1786256/27467304/

Because it was being asked...primitive bow making guide.  Would still prefer a compound bow with a decent weighted draw, but sometimes you don't get that option.

I'd prefer a nice high powered rifle and a few thousand rounds of ammunition, if I'm using a bow for something other than fun, things have gone seriously south.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Richter

Quote from: Sheered Völva on February 04, 2009, 06:04:11 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 04, 2009, 05:19:56 PM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on February 04, 2009, 04:59:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 30, 2009, 02:13:12 AM
Sheep would be a good choice, but I'd do goats and chickens first.

Chickens would be a little small for me.

Metaphorically, used in that sense they're like raincoats.

The Goat is the fine oilskin duster.  It ain't pretty, and don't always smell too good, but it will last you a LONG time.

The Chicken is the disposable plastic parka.  You wear it once.  Twice if you're unlucky, desperate, or silly.  The benefit is you can keep allot more around.

Aside from my calm acceptance and nonjudegmental treatment of your goat - fucking lifestyle, and advice about how to adapt it to chickens,

WHAT IN THE NAME OF BUDDHA'S BALLS IS WRONG WITH YOU?

What's wrong with me?  I'm here, aren't I?  That should explain it.  :wink:

Well spoken  :)  If you don't blink at goat fuckign accusations, you're in the right place.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Requia ☣

Making a bow seems extraordinarily hard without a supply chain in place :(
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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East Coast Hustle

if you don't have a firearm, your time and energy is probably better invested in building traps than it is in bowhunting.

A deer can be brought down with a pretty simple deadfall trap if you're lucky, and smaller game such as rabbits, squirrels, and groundbirds are almost comically simple to trap. Also, in a pinch, you can always stretch a net out downstream from a beaver pond. Cut off the tail, throw away the beaver (unless you need the hide or fur), and hang the tail over your campfire (cut end up) at a height that will provide fairly even heat without scorching the tail. When it starts to flake and peel, it should be done. won't taste great and the texture might be off-putting (though not unpalatable) but it's PACKED with calories, protein, and vitamins.
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fomenter

Quote from: Dirtytime on February 05, 2009, 03:20:42 AM
if you don't have a firearm, your time and energy is probably better invested in building traps than it is in bowhunting.

A deer can be brought down with a pretty simple deadfall trap if you're lucky, and smaller game such as rabbits, squirrels, and groundbirds are almost comically simple to trap. Also, in a pinch, you can always stretch a net out downstream from a beaver pond. Cut off the tail, throw away the beaver (unless you need the hide or fur), and hang the tail over your campfire (cut end up) at a height that will provide fairly even heat without scorching the tail. When it starts to flake and peel, it should be done. won't taste great and the texture might be off-putting (though not unpalatable) but it's PACKED with calories, protein, and vitamins.

"throw away the beaver" wasteful  :lmnuendo:
"without scorching the tail" what if they like it scorched  :lmnuendo:
"won't taste great and the texture might be off-putting" :lmnuendo:
"but it's PACKED " :lmnuendo:

"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Richter

This thread = Now about Bush Meat Innuendo.

:lmnuendo:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cain

Traps are definitely more economical.  If you're going to be in an area for a while, I would suggest them as well.

But, well, its nice to have a bow sometimes.  Gives you something to do on the long winter nights as civilization burns to the ground.

Oh, and this comment from the blog that Iptuous linked to is very pertinent, I believe:

QuoteThings will get worse, pretty bad for some ( specially those that have a hard time finding a job again) And the crappy situation will likely last for years. This is hard to avoid or to speed up the healing process.

But USA is still USA, the economy wont be utterly destroyed like it happened here ( we only have a mock of what a real economy should be, every serious non gov fund economist says so)
It's going to get tougher, specially regarding everyday security.
Not zombies or gang of biker looters, but everyday stuff.

"Billy got mugged" "The guy that lives across the street got attacked"
"The girl that lives next door was robbed last night" "The Smith's got robbed at their home, they tied them up and picked the house clean" And yes, people will get killed more often to.

You guys have race related problems and internal conflicts. Expect that to escalate some.

I know it already happens in USA but my point is it will happen much more as things follow their post-crash natural course.

You'll hear these things a LOT.

It wont be on the news ( news will show just part, and foucs on other things so as not to spread panic) , it will be happening to you and the people around you, it's going to be what you talk about when you pick the kids from school, and the teacher will chip in with HER robbery ( this actually happened to me, the teacher had been carjacked at gunpoint in front of the school at 7 AM, in spite of the private school's hired security)

So crime and insecurity will be something you live with, and the big "other" thing you'll have to worry about besides the economy, your job, and making enough money.

http://ferfal.blogspot.com/2009/02/reply-debts-and-devaluated-currency.html

East Coast Hustle

yeah, FerFAL seems to have his head on pretty straight about this sort of stuff.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

the last yatto

crossbows are funner, plus long pigs tend to avoid the traps
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Richter

Traps, used a lot over a wide area, can provide a more steady stream of small / medium game, and work on their own.  If you want to hunt larger game during the rounds checking your snares, deadfalls, and pits, then you're on the right track.  Grab edible plants, roots, mushrooms, and berries while you're at it.

Yatto:  Long pig can be easily caught / shot while they're poaching a squirrel out of your snare.

We are Omnivores.  We can (and SHOULD) mix and match how we gather food when we can't cultivate. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat