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Started by Richter, January 23, 2009, 08:00:40 PM

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Requia ☣

On the subject of shit made from scavanged parts, I have been toying with a design in my head for a hand powered lathe based off a car tire and a bicycle.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Green Tea on February 10, 2009, 05:44:11 PM
What good is that going to do your descendants in 150 years?

why should I (or anyone) care?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Requia ☣

Quote from: Green Tea on February 10, 2009, 06:44:49 PM
Yes but, following the conversation, first it might be good to know HOW to make a traditional bow...

That's going to take a fuckton of time to master, whether you have any idea what you're doing or not.  Even assuming you're a master bowmaker already, you still need to learn to flint knapp, make glue, and all that other fun shit if you want to make a bow without having a big support structure in place.

I'm, starting to understand why the anthropologists peg it at 50 people being needed to keep one person alive, even when you go really primitive, there's a lot of specialization.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dirtytime on February 10, 2009, 06:46:10 PM
Quote from: Green Tea on February 10, 2009, 05:44:11 PM
What good is that going to do your descendants in 150 years?

why should I (or anyone) care?

I care because I want to spawn the dynasty that rules the Pacific Northwest with a keen eye and an iron fist. In order for this dynasty to happen, the little shits will need to be able to survive.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: KC on February 10, 2009, 06:49:40 PM
Quote from: Green Tea on February 10, 2009, 06:44:49 PM
Yes but, following the conversation, first it might be good to know HOW to make a traditional bow...

That's going to take a fuckton of time to master, whether you have any idea what you're doing or not.  Even assuming you're a master bowmaker already, you still need to learn to flint knapp, make glue, and all that other fun shit if you want to make a bow without having a big support structure in place.

I'm, starting to understand why the anthropologists peg it at 50 people being needed to keep one person alive, even when you go really primitive, there's a lot of specialization.

Making a bow is relatively easy and does not require glue.

Making a really excellent bow takes a long time, but hell, at least if you have a clue you won't be up shit creek.

I'm just saying, going into it with a clue on some basic primitive skills gives you an edge.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Requia ☣

Making a bow that will reliably kill a deer (or more importantly, long pig (hunters)), was done by gluing sinew to the back of the bow and letting it dry.

There are other ways, but they're a lot harder, and usually require laminated, or otherwise specialized, wood.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Green Tea on February 10, 2009, 06:51:16 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 10, 2009, 06:46:10 PM
Quote from: Green Tea on February 10, 2009, 05:44:11 PM
What good is that going to do your descendants in 150 years?

why should I (or anyone) care?

I care because I want to spawn the dynasty that rules the Pacific Northwest with a keen eye and an iron fist. In order for this dynasty to happen, the little shits will need to be able to survive.

Troof. In the event of societal collapse etc., whoever spawns the most surviving grandkids wins. Or at least that's how I like to view it.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: KC on February 10, 2009, 07:09:49 PM
Making a bow that will reliably kill a deer (or more importantly, long pig (hunters)), was done by gluing sinew to the back of the bow and letting it dry.

There are other ways, but they're a lot harder, and usually require laminated, or otherwise specialized, wood.

Glue is incredibly easy to make, though.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cainad on February 10, 2009, 07:35:32 PM
Quote from: Green Tea on February 10, 2009, 06:51:16 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 10, 2009, 06:46:10 PM
Quote from: Green Tea on February 10, 2009, 05:44:11 PM
What good is that going to do your descendants in 150 years?

why should I (or anyone) care?

I care because I want to spawn the dynasty that rules the Pacific Northwest with a keen eye and an iron fist. In order for this dynasty to happen, the little shits will need to be able to survive.

Troof. In the event of societal collapse etc., whoever spawns the most surviving grandkids wins. Or at least that's how I like to view it.

Yes. It's like a video game!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Elder Iptuous

Here's annuder link to a site by a "fella, what's lived through it already".

"Listening to Katrina"
http://www.theplacewithnoname.com/blogs/klessons/index.html

It's some survivalist type who was living in Nawlins when Katrina hit and shares what worked, what didn't, what he was totally unprepared for, etc.
He stresses, as a general rule for preparedness the need for a 60 second plan (eg, in case of fire), a one hour plan, and a one day plan to bug out.
He also stresses the necessity of data preparedness in ones bug out bag, claiming that this was what fucked the majority of evacuees.  stuck in a different city with shit all to prove who you are, what your insurance is, what your job qualifications are, etc., etc....
i found his advise worth mulling over...

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on February 10, 2009, 06:51:16 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 10, 2009, 06:46:10 PM
Quote from: Green Tea on February 10, 2009, 05:44:11 PM
What good is that going to do your descendants in 150 years?

why should I (or anyone) care?

I care because I want to spawn the dynasty that rules the Pacific Northwest with a keen eye and an iron fist. In order for this dynasty to happen, the little shits will need to be able to survive.

while I appreciate the offer, I have concerns about genetic defects should we turn out to be actually twins separated at birth.

ECH,
called dibs on the PNW years ago
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Oh dear, what now!

Warring twin dynasties?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Rumckle

You are forgetting that making the arrows is actually as difficult as making the bow.

Plus I think crossbow bolts are easier to make than traditional arrows anyway.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

LMNO

This may sound weird, but I was watching the History Channel's "Bible Blah Blah" on David and Goliath, and they showed exactly how effective a simple stone sling can be.



Sweet fuck, those things are nasty.