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To the PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE whom I have overseen long enough....

Started by Quercus, January 25, 2009, 05:03:48 AM

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Quercus

You fucking piece of shit. I don't give a rats ASS that you've been cited by Nobel laureates. YOU ARE A SHITTY PERSON. you apply for a job as a tutor, go through an interview, get hired, get trained, AND THEN RESIGN BECAUSE WE AREN'T INTELLECTUAL ENOUGH. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT WHEN WE TOLD YOU POINT BLANK THAT WE TUTOR 100 AND 200 LEVEL COURSES AND THE UNIVERSITY HAS A MAJORITY OF STUDENTS WHO GRADUATED FROM DETROIT PUBLIC SCHOOLS????? I TRAINED YOU. I TOLD YOU THAT WRITING AND SPEAKING PROPER ENGLISH IS A FUCKING PROBLEM FOR A LOT OF STUDENTS. YOU WERE TUTORING ENGLISH AND LAUGHED IT OFF.

So, what happened when several of your students couldn't write proper English? YOU CAME WHINING TO ME ABOUT IT AND THEN YOU RESIGNED BECAUSE THE STUDENTS WEREN'T TO YOUR LIKING.

"They don't think enough; they don't apply themselves. How am I supposed to tutor that? How is anyone? This entire tutoring program is a waste of the university's funds."

Maybe not be a dipshit about it? How about pay attention to resources we provided to you? Or you could have asked any of your fellow tutors about how they work with their students but then you'd be debasing yourself since they are at least 30 years younger than you, YOU PRETENTIOUS ASS FUCK.

AND HOW DARE YOU SEND YOUR STUDENTS AN EMAIL BLAMING ME FOR YOUR LEAVING.

"My Master Tutor, K******** M*****, has determined that I am unfit for tutoring. You will need to be in touch with her for finding a new, proper tutor."

I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO YOU SINCE THE DAY YOU WERE TRAINED. I ONLY EMAILED YOU WHEN I EMAILED THE REST OF THE GROUP. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING THIS???

And if you truly did, as I have heard from fellow MT's, question my ability to manage the Languages group because I'm not an English major, I will leave a stuffed goose on your doorstep you son of a bitch.
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The Good Reverend Roger

This sounds like a situation in which an educational ass-beating might be in order.
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I think that after only a paltry 32 posts, it is already obvious that Quercus is awesomeness.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on January 25, 2009, 06:48:38 AM
I think that after only a paltry 32 posts, it is already obvious that Quercus is awesomeness.

Indeed.  He busted out soon, and with the good stuff.  None of that pinealist nonsense here.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Requia ☣

Quote from: Nigel on January 25, 2009, 06:48:38 AM
I think that after only a paltry 32 posts, it is already obvious that Quercus is awesomeness.

He is too awesome.  He must be a spy using a carefully constructed persona.
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Quercus

Quote from: Nigel on January 25, 2009, 06:48:38 AM
I think that after only a paltry 32 posts, it is already obvious that Quercus is awesomeness.

Thank you,I'm flattered.  :D
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He must be an alt, i can't believe in this many awesome people all in the same place.
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its a reverse troll, instead of being a pinalist asshole noob they come in and fuck with us by being cool, it is  a truly malicious and fucked up way to behave,

let me be the first to say fuck off troll
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Kai

Quote from: Fomenter on January 25, 2009, 11:45:43 PM
its a reverse troll, instead of being a pinalist asshole noob they come in and fuck with us by being cool, it is  a truly malicious and fucked up way to behave,

let me be the first to say fuck off troll

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