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Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #5: Country Music and You.
« Reply #75 on: March 11, 2009, 05:03:00 am »
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, after all.
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Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #5: Country Music and You.
« Reply #76 on: March 11, 2009, 11:22:19 am »
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, after all.

You just made "Bob" cry, which means somewhere a village full of Malaysians just drowned.   :cry:
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Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #5: Country Music and You.
« Reply #77 on: March 11, 2009, 01:59:43 pm »
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, after all.

If your lunch isn't free, you just haven't manipulated the right people.
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Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #5: Country Music and You.
« Reply #78 on: March 11, 2009, 02:40:47 pm »
There is little more satisfying than Free Lunch.
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Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #5: Country Music and You.
« Reply #79 on: March 11, 2009, 05:47:27 pm »
Free lunch isn't.

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Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #5: Country Music and You.
« Reply #80 on: March 11, 2009, 05:58:51 pm »
Free lunch isn't.

...and NEVER moon a harsh mistress. 
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Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #5: Country Music and You.
« Reply #81 on: March 11, 2009, 06:21:59 pm »
2x

also: reminded me of this and thought it was relevant:

you know country music is fucked up when hank williams, sr. is kicked out of the grand ol' opry

They also threw Johnny Cash out.

Basically, if the Grand Ole Opry approves, then it's watered down shit made for Baptists and pseudo-patriots.

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Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #5: Country Music and You.
« Reply #82 on: March 11, 2009, 06:50:44 pm »
Incidentally, Hank III has a shitty voice, but he wrote a good song about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfgLw617EXc


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Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #5: Country Music and You.
« Reply #83 on: June 09, 2009, 11:38:23 pm »
Incidentally, Hank III has a shitty voice, but he wrote a good song about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfgLw617EXc



But he still has a shitty voice.
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Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #5: Country Music and You.
« Reply #84 on: August 26, 2009, 05:51:18 pm »
I CAN STILL HEAR LOST HIGHWAY LIKE IT WAS 1979, YOU FUCKERS!
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Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #5: Country Music and You.
« Reply #85 on: September 01, 2009, 12:18:49 am »
Incidentally, Hank III has a shitty voice, but he wrote a good song about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfgLw617EXc



But he still has a shitty voice.

as much as I don't like Hank the 3rd
his cover of Atlantic City is awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNRWpMw9SXc
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Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #5: Country Music and You.
« Reply #86 on: April 02, 2010, 11:46:06 pm »
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Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #5: Country Music and You.
« Reply #89 on: April 15, 2010, 09:11:57 pm »
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Please go get yourself some Shooter Jennings.

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