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Started by Cain, January 27, 2009, 01:36:00 PM

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Cain

January 27, 2009, 01:36:00 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stm

QuoteAn Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.

The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.

The incident, which lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera, is reported in the Journal of Ethology.

The bizarre event took place on a beach on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both fur seals and king penguins.

Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.

Equally, it might have been an aggressive, predatory act; or even a playful one that turned sexual.

"At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin," says Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa.

AFK

#1
January 27, 2009, 01:37:54 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Elder Iptuous

#2
January 27, 2009, 01:41:22 PM
He heard the joke about the penguin that 'blew a seal' and figured, "why the hell not?!"...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
January 27, 2009, 06:45:50 PM
Interspecies rape!

Was the seal... black?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 27, 2009, 09:55:40 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Quercus

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January 28, 2009, 01:54:49 AM
The seal was probably tired of loose seal-women. The penguin would be much tighter; you ever see a bird's cloaca? If the seal could get it in, he wouldn't last long at all.
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Kai

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January 28, 2009, 02:03:56 AM
Quote from: Quercus on January 28, 2009, 01:54:49 AM
The seal was probably tired of loose seal-women. The penguin would be much tighter; you ever see a bird's cloaca? If the seal could get it in, he wouldn't last long at all.

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January 28, 2009, 11:50:11 AM
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