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Started by Cain, February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM

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Suu

#645
February 28, 2011, 02:05:26 PM
You've never seen freezing fog? That shit is a RI staple.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#646
February 28, 2011, 02:13:22 PM
I've seen it, but I didn't know the term.  I usually call it "that fucking shit".

Suu

#647
February 28, 2011, 02:54:36 PM
Period got.

...On nice new white panties.


Fortunately I caught it before it hit the jeans.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#648
February 28, 2011, 03:01:21 PM
On the plus side, you didn't get knocked up by YHVH.

Suu

#649
February 28, 2011, 03:03:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 03:01:21 PM
On the plus side, you didn't get knocked up by YHVH.

Fortunately, I still have rights to get the blob of jelly sucked out if that happened.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#650
February 28, 2011, 03:05:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 01:58:20 PM
WIFF MAJIKAL RETARDS!
     \
:winner:

Possessed by Hull councillor John Fareham, by any chance?

LMNO

#651
February 28, 2011, 03:13:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 28, 2011, 03:05:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 01:58:20 PM
WIFF MAJIKAL RETARDS!
     \
:winner:

Possessed by Hull councillor John Fareham, by any chance?


Oh, wow.  People really do shut their brains off when they use technology, don't they?

I was more influenced by the poignant and moving portayal of Donnie Walberg as "Dudditz" in the film Dreamcatcher.





STEPHEN KING NEEDS HIS DEUS EX MACHINA!
                         \

Luna

#652
February 28, 2011, 03:17:38 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 28, 2011, 03:03:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 03:01:21 PM
On the plus side, you didn't get knocked up by YHVH.

Fortunately, I still have rights to get the blob of jelly sucked out if that happened.

Give the teabaggers time.  Given their way, we'll be required to report for impregnation every two years.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#653
February 28, 2011, 03:23:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 28, 2011, 03:17:38 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 28, 2011, 03:03:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 03:01:21 PM
On the plus side, you didn't get knocked up by YHVH.

Fortunately, I still have rights to get the blob of jelly sucked out if that happened.

Give the teabaggers time.  Given their way, we'll be required to report for impregnation every two years.

They have no presence here. Rhode Island will secede before they let them have a foothold.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#654
February 28, 2011, 03:28:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 03:13:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 28, 2011, 03:05:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 01:58:20 PM
WIFF MAJIKAL RETARDS!
     \
:winner:

Possessed by Hull councillor John Fareham, by any chance?


Oh, wow.  People really do shut their brains off when they use technology, don't they?

I was more influenced by the poignant and moving portayal of Donnie Walberg as "Dudditz" in the film Dreamcatcher.





STEPHEN KING NEEDS HIS DEUS EX MACHINA!
                         \


I bet Fareham wishes he could have a deus ex machina right now.  He's just one of a long list of Tories and bankers who have come out attacking anyone who dares disagree with them as peasants, children, idiots or just plain parasites.

But yeah.  Still, King doesn't abuse it anywhere near to how the Ancient Greeks did.  So there is at least that.

Suu

#655
February 28, 2011, 03:39:42 PM
...It's raining.


:x


I'm not at home, and I'm getting a little wigged out.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sister Fracture

#656
February 28, 2011, 04:26:35 PM
Okay, February. We've had enough of your shit, now GTFO and DIE IN A FIRE.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Suu

#657
March 01, 2011, 12:39:01 AM
It's getting there. I came home to a dry room. That makes my future seem brighter.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#658
March 01, 2011, 12:45:25 PM
This thread should now be locked until 2012.

Suu

#659
March 01, 2011, 01:58:15 PM
Goodbye, February, you motherfucker.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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