Official February Shit List Thread

[LMNO]

And now you get to give him your FABULOUS ASS years.

[Jenne]

And now you get to give him your FABULOUS ASS years.

  I got a bike from him for Xmas. 

[Suu]

I TOLD you he had other wives in Afghanistan.


Also, reading through this whole thread is horrible. Do not do it.

[Jenne]

I TOLD you he had other wives in Afghanistan.


Also, reading through this whole thread is horrible. Do not do it.

  NO, that I know he DOES not have.  Yet. 

I should stop.  Gallows humor, wut.

[Luna]

got asked for a divorce (which I refused, fuck him)

Say what now?

Oh you know that whole "You've lost...that lovin' feeling!" etc.  I think he's just going through midlife crisis.  Is talking about changing jobs and moving far away again.  Joining Medecins Sans Frontiers.  Yadda Yadda.  Time to trade in the wife, too, I guess.  Whatever.   He can fuck off.  Last time he started this shit he lost the ability to make blood.  Fucker.

I'm giving mine his.  To hell with him and the whore he's fucking.

[Jenne]

got asked for a divorce (which I refused, fuck him)

Say what now?

Oh you know that whole "You've lost...that lovin' feeling!" etc.  I think he's just going through midlife crisis.  Is talking about changing jobs and moving far away again.  Joining Medecins Sans Frontiers.  Yadda Yadda.  Time to trade in the wife, too, I guess.  Whatever.   He can fuck off.  Last time he started this shit he lost the ability to make blood.  Fucker.

I'm giving mine his.  To hell with him and the whore he's fucking.

That's the boat my brother's in.  His wife is dating someone while unemployed and living in his house, sleeping in his bed and not paying rent.  So yeah, he told her she needs to go or stop fucking that other guy.  SAD.

[Suu]

Luna's husband's fuck-thing is known and noted to have Valtrex in her medicine cabinet. She don't want him back.

[Sister Fracture]

Luna's husband's fuck-thing is known and noted to have Valtrex in her medicine cabinet. She don't want him back.

Eurgh.

[Jenne]

Luna's husband's fuck-thing is known and noted to have Valtrex in her medicine cabinet. She don't want him back.

yeah...that's not a keeper...

[Luna]

No.  Thought he was.

My bad.

[Suu]

Long story short, she's been at it a while around the SCA households we associate ourselves with before, has been kicked out once before, and is about to get it done to her again because the king and queen who gave her the boot last time are taking the throne again in April. She found her way back in when she was working with Herbert and used me to make her garb and such while she attempted to wreck our marriage before it was fully doomed. This didn't work so she backed off and picked Luna's husband as her next target and has been working on him now for the past 3 years.

They have no idea the hell that we are about to unleash on them both.

[Jenne]

  Sorry for you all around, Luna.    I'd say kick her ass, but then you might end up in jail.  I dunno, people who prey on others' spouses need to fall face first on a pitchfork or something.

[Suu]

Unfortunately, she's going to get what she wants and move on to destroy another marriage in a few months.

[Luna]

If rumor is to be believed, there are already baby talks happening.  She's all for it, he's not into the idea, which leads me to lay odds she'll "accidentally" manage to get knocked up.

[Suu]

If rumor is to be believed, there are already baby talks happening.  She's all for it, he's not into the idea, which leads me to lay odds she'll "accidentally" manage to get knocked up.

Who said that?! Oh this is getting better and better. Kinda hard to hide shit with your fat ugly horsefaced BADLY PERSIAN GARBED WHORE ASSED HERPES-RIDDEN CUNT LIPPED PREGNANT BELLY.

I think I can accidentally a ballista bolt at Pennsic. Or 4. The whole thing.