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Official February Shit List Thread

Started by Cain, February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 03:42:30 PM
They are calling for 2 - 5 inches of snow tomorrow. Dammit.

NO GOD DAMMIT!! 

I will end up hurting someone. 



Suu

Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 03:42:30 PM
They are calling for 2 - 5 inches of snow tomorrow. Dammit.

We actually had a good amount of rain this weekend, so half the banks are gone. It's going to rain more tomorrow and even more this weekend since it appears Aput remembered this is Rhode Island and we typically don't have weather below 40F in February...but it still freezes at night. Mmm, black ice.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

Quote from: Suu on February 07, 2011, 04:01:10 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 03:42:30 PM
They are calling for 2 - 5 inches of snow tomorrow. Dammit.

We actually had a good amount of rain this weekend, so half the banks are gone. It's going to rain more tomorrow and even more this weekend since it appears Aput remembered this is Rhode Island and we typically don't have weather below 40F in February...but it still freezes at night. Mmm, black ice.

Walking home last night on said black ice, after sampling Richter's newest batch of "dear god, my tonsils, my tonsils," was... interesting.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

I AM BEING DENIED INTERNET SERVICE AT MY HOME.

THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL FOR ANYONE WHO LIVES IN PROVIDENCE.

YOU ALL HAVE BEEN FUCKING WARNED.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

Quote from: Suu on February 07, 2011, 04:22:05 PM
I AM BEING DENIED INTERNET SERVICE AT MY HOME.

THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL FOR ANYONE WHO LIVES IN PROVIDENCE.

YOU ALL HAVE BEEN FUCKING WARNED.

Shit.  I'm still not unpacked from moving IN to Providence, and how I have to move out?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 04:31:00 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 07, 2011, 04:22:05 PM
I AM BEING DENIED INTERNET SERVICE AT MY HOME.

THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL FOR ANYONE WHO LIVES IN PROVIDENCE.

YOU ALL HAVE BEEN FUCKING WARNED.

Shit.  I'm still not unpacked from moving IN to Providence, and how I have to move out?

You signed a waiver when you moved within a mile of me.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

Fuck you, February.  Just... Fuck you.

Tura Satana



Just



Died.



Damn it all to hell.




Via con Dios, Pussycat.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

:(  This saddens me.  She was so awesome. :(

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."


Adios

It's 4 fucking degrees and snowing. GOD DAMMIT!  :argh!: