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Started by Cain, February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM

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Suu

#450
March 02, 2009, 02:45:06 PM
My sister got a new car too!
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#451
March 02, 2009, 04:23:50 PM
FUCK MY CAR.

FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH A BROKEN A/C COMPRESSOR CLUTCH ASSEMBLY WHICH FOR REASONS UNKNOWN DUE TO THE UTTER INCOMPETENCE OF AMERICAN ENGINEERS CAUSES THE FLYWHEEL TO STOP SPINNING THUS DISABLING THE ENTIRE SERPENTINE BELT SYSTEM AND, OF COURSE, THE CAR ITSELF.

YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE-OF-SHIT AMERICANS COULDN'T MAKE A DECENT CAR IF LAMBORGHINI SPOTTED YOU A FRAME AND A DRIVETRAIN. AT LEAST IF MY COUNTRYMEN BUILT A FUCKING RETARDED CAR IT WOULD BE A FUNNY ONE.
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#452
March 02, 2009, 05:17:04 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on March 02, 2009, 04:23:50 PM
FUCK MY CAR.

FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH A BROKEN A/C COMPRESSOR CLUTCH ASSEMBLY WHICH FOR REASONS UNKNOWN DUE TO THE UTTER INCOMPETENCE OF AMERICAN ENGINEERS CAUSES THE FLYWHEEL TO STOP SPINNING THUS DISABLING THE ENTIRE SERPENTINE BELT SYSTEM AND, OF COURSE, THE CAR ITSELF.

YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE-OF-SHIT AMERICANS COULDN'T MAKE A DECENT CAR IF LAMBORGHINI SPOTTED YOU A FRAME AND A DRIVETRAIN. AT LEAST IF MY COUNTRYMEN BUILT A FUCKING RETARDED CAR IT WOULD BE A FUNNY ONE.

Ford?

Richter

#453
March 02, 2009, 05:39:42 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on March 02, 2009, 04:23:50 PM
FUCK MY CAR.

FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH A BROKEN A/C COMPRESSOR CLUTCH ASSEMBLY WHICH FOR REASONS UNKNOWN DUE TO THE UTTER INCOMPETENCE OF AMERICAN ENGINEERS CAUSES THE FLYWHEEL TO STOP SPINNING THUS DISABLING THE ENTIRE SERPENTINE BELT SYSTEM AND, OF COURSE, THE CAR ITSELF.

YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE-OF-SHIT AMERICANS COULDN'T MAKE A DECENT CAR IF LAMBORGHINI SPOTTED YOU A FRAME AND A DRIVETRAIN. AT LEAST IF MY COUNTRYMEN BUILT A FUCKING RETARDED CAR IT WOULD BE A FUNNY ONE.

When it comes to driving (and drinking), I prefer imports.  It's shit like this. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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#454
March 02, 2009, 05:47:28 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on March 02, 2009, 04:23:50 PM
FUCK MY CAR.

FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH A BROKEN A/C COMPRESSOR CLUTCH ASSEMBLY WHICH FOR REASONS UNKNOWN DUE TO THE UTTER INCOMPETENCE OF AMERICAN ENGINEERS CAUSES THE FLYWHEEL TO STOP SPINNING THUS DISABLING THE ENTIRE SERPENTINE BELT SYSTEM AND, OF COURSE, THE CAR ITSELF.

YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE-OF-SHIT AMERICANS COULDN'T MAKE A DECENT CAR IF LAMBORGHINI SPOTTED YOU A FRAME AND A DRIVETRAIN. AT LEAST IF MY COUNTRYMEN BUILT A FUCKING RETARDED CAR IT WOULD BE A FUNNY ONE.

Nuff Said

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#455
March 02, 2009, 05:57:42 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on March 02, 2009, 04:23:50 PM
FUCK MY CAR.

FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH A BROKEN A/C COMPRESSOR CLUTCH ASSEMBLY WHICH FOR REASONS UNKNOWN DUE TO THE UTTER INCOMPETENCE OF AMERICAN ENGINEERS CAUSES THE FLYWHEEL TO STOP SPINNING THUS DISABLING THE ENTIRE SERPENTINE BELT SYSTEM AND, OF COURSE, THE CAR ITSELF.

YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE-OF-SHIT AMERICANS COULDN'T MAKE A DECENT CAR IF LAMBORGHINI SPOTTED YOU A FRAME AND A DRIVETRAIN. AT LEAST IF MY COUNTRYMEN BUILT A FUCKING RETARDED CAR IT WOULD BE A FUNNY ONE.

:lulz:

Not laughing at your predicament, but that last line is fucking gold.

Good luck with your car! Might I recommend a Volvo 740, if you need to replace it? Ugliest car in the universe (besides a PT Cruiser) but will run forever, fuel efficient, and parts are cheap.
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Triple Zero

#456
March 02, 2009, 06:52:55 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on March 02, 2009, 04:23:50 PMFUCK MY CAR.

FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE ASS



(if that was nsfw, sorry, but it's significantly less funny if linked and it's not even real and you can hardly see what's going on from a distance anyway)
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AFK

#457
March 02, 2009, 07:04:28 PM
He looks exhausted. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#458
March 02, 2009, 07:07:36 PM
 :horrormirth:

Triple Zero

#459
March 02, 2009, 07:08:40 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#460
March 02, 2009, 07:10:38 PM
Also, is that what they mean when they talk about drag on a car? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#461
March 02, 2009, 07:13:03 PM
I wonder if he's a muff-ler diver?

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#462
March 02, 2009, 07:13:14 PM
"Oh, what a feeling!"

AFK

#463
March 02, 2009, 07:14:49 PM
Okay, I'm done.  But, for the record, I have more.   :evil:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#464
March 02, 2009, 07:17:20 PM
"Where we're going, we don't need tailpipes."
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