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Mechanically Recovered Meat Hole
« on: February 09, 2009, 01:03:26 pm »
Mechanically Recovered Meat Hole!

LOVE IT!

So much more than "Discordian Recipes", anyway.
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Re: Mechanically Recovered Meat Hole
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2009, 03:29:47 pm »
Sounds sexy.
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Re: Mechanically Recovered Meat Hole
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2009, 08:46:44 pm »
Woah, what just happened? :lulz:
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Re: Mechanically Recovered Meat Hole
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2009, 11:46:14 pm »
I like it.  :lulz:
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Re: Mechanically Recovered Meat Hole
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2009, 11:51:43 pm »
I'm pretty sure you can get videos of this..

Edit: it seems I get incoherent...
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Re: Mechanically Recovered Meat Hole
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2009, 01:09:55 am »
Quote from: Payne on February 09, 2009, 01:03:26 pm
Mechanically Recovered Meat Hole!

LOVE IT!

So much more than "Discordian Recipes", anyway.

That Ambien shit really fucked me up.  4AM was UGLY.
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Re: Mechanically Recovered Meat Hole
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2009, 10:00:32 am »
Taking Ambien and then not going to bed is a terrible idea.  Then of course, some people still get up and do stuff (cook, drive, weld) while still asleep...
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Re: Mechanically Recovered Meat Hole
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 12:09:13 pm »
Quote from: BADGIAN AGENDA on February 11, 2009, 10:00:32 am
Taking Ambien and then not going to bed is a terrible idea.  Then of course, some people still get up and do stuff (cook, drive, weld) while still asleep...

I did go to bed.  Then I woke up 8 hours later, still fucked in the head.
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Re: Mechanically Recovered Meat Hole
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2009, 11:52:31 pm »
 :eek:
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Re: Mechanically Recovered Meat Hole
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2009, 06:10:51 pm »
An interesting new name. 
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