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The 23 Adventures of George Dorn (in George Dorn Land)

Started by Epictetus the Enlightened, May 10, 2004, 12:56:59 AM

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Epictetus the Enlightened

May 10, 2004, 12:56:59 AM
Well, fuck something, yadda yadda. I'm working on a book (well, actually 3 books), but the most important (or fucking whatever) one is "The 23 adventures of george dorn in george dorn land". Basically, I want to know if anyone wants to write some shit for it. Even if you don't,  I dont really care as I will most likely use your response as a chapter in the book. There really just isn't (or is there?) enough esoteric literature in the world. So if you feel like writing anything, even "fuck off epictetuc!", then that's cool. So, if you want to write chapters of this book with/for/against me then just write them or something, or give me some suggestions, or not. I dont really give a fuck about anything anymore. Folly is fun. But if you want to, you can send some chapters to my email address. I believe it's listed, but whatever.
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May 10, 2004, 04:57:37 AM
Quote from: Epictetus the EnlightenedWell, fuck something, yadda yadda. I'm working on a book (well, actually 3 books), but the most important (or fucking whatever) one is "The 23 adventures of george dorn in george dorn land". Basically, I want to know if anyone wants to write some shit for it. Even if you don't,  I dont really care as I will most likely use your response as a chapter in the book. There really just isn't (or is there?) enough esoteric literature in the world. So if you feel like writing anything, even "fuck off epictetuc!", then that's cool. So, if you want to write chapters of this book with/for/against me then just write them or something, or give me some suggestions, or not. I dont really give a fuck about anything anymore. Folly is fun. But if you want to, you can send some chapters to my email address. I believe it's listed, but whatever.

Wow.  You'll probably be the first person ever sued by RAW.
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Guido Finucci

#2
May 10, 2004, 06:39:58 AM
Is there an over-arching theme, thread or style to this book? Do you have anything (source material, pre-reading, favourite drugs....) that you think would help a prospective contributor connect with your vision for this particular tome? Is there some sort of deadline for submissions?

Oh, and what are the other two books?

Epictetus the Enlightened

#3
May 10, 2004, 07:48:27 PM
Alright, basically the book is about george dorn in george dorn land, sort of quasi illuminatus! mixed with some james joyce (and some lewic carol). yeah, you can't miss the alice in wonderland bit. But actually write whatever the fuck you want (or dont' want to) and ill put it in the book. Just try to make chapter names and/or numbers, but really it doesn't matter. I'll try to publish it through invisible college press (to piss people off if you know what i mean), and they proablaly will for whatever reason. But whatever, just give me some shit and suddenly it will be a book. Be serious, or not. I dont' really give a fuck. Oh wait, yes i do. Here it is, you can have it. It's my fuck
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Remember: fear no oppression rageful dorn.

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Slarti

#4
May 10, 2004, 09:08:22 PM
have a guy named giuseppe who randomly screams I SEE EVERYTHING TWICE!

Slarti

#5
May 10, 2004, 09:08:55 PM
have a guy named giuseppe who randomly screams I SEE EVERYTHING TWICE!

Guido Finucci

#6
May 10, 2004, 11:17:49 PM
Quote from: Epictetus the EnlightenedI'm working on a book...

I'm keen. I am taking a week off work in about a month so that I can spend it in my pyjamas. Can you wait until then?

Doktor Howl

#7
February 25, 2010, 07:30:50 PM
Bump for teh horror.
Molon Lube

Payne

#8
February 25, 2010, 07:34:01 PM
I want to write something similar, but instead of George Dorn it would be Michael Dorn.

And it would basically be only about Klingon Hate Sex.

hooplala

#9
February 25, 2010, 08:24:36 PM
Jesus Christ.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#10
June 02, 2010, 07:46:50 PM
I'm guessing this project never came to fruition.
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LMNO

#11
June 02, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Six years later, it was just waiting for you to come along and actually make it happen.  Get to work.

Dimocritus

#12
June 02, 2010, 07:57:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on February 25, 2010, 07:34:01 PM
I want to write something similar, but instead of George Dorn it would be Michael Dorn.

And it would basically be only about Klingon Hate Sex.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Nephew Twiddleton

#13
June 02, 2010, 07:58:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 02, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Six years later, it was just waiting for you to come along and actually make it happen.  Get to work.

heh, no thanks
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#14
June 02, 2010, 09:46:36 PM
RAW wouldn't have sued... He would have hit 'Epictetus the Enlightened' with a stick.

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