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Started by Rev. Asshat, February 15, 2009, 07:01:42 AM

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Rev. Asshat

February 15, 2009, 07:01:42 AM
Can someone get me a recipe to make rancid meat?
my email address is masterrichiep@gmail.com

Jasper

#1
February 15, 2009, 07:02:22 AM
Your mom.

Bruno

#2
February 15, 2009, 07:34:40 AM
Formerly something else...

zutalors

#3
February 16, 2009, 01:06:32 AM
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....marinate it in vinegar?
nightmare made of hash-dreams, got the devil in my shoes.  tell me tell me what have I done wrong? ain't nothin go right with me, must be I been smokin' too long.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
February 16, 2009, 01:07:55 AM
Quote from: DjFatNuts on February 15, 2009, 07:01:42 AM
Can someone get me a recipe to make rancid meat?

Don't let her douche.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#5
February 16, 2009, 01:10:11 AM
:x

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
February 16, 2009, 01:15:46 AM
Quote from: Jenne on February 16, 2009, 01:10:11 AM
:x

I blame society.  And the drugs.  And Judas Priest.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

fomenter

#7
February 16, 2009, 01:56:26 AM
i am starting to like this guy, every time i see his threads i read his name as "djfucknut" then i see what he has posted and it all makes sense
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Jenne

#8
February 16, 2009, 03:52:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2009, 01:15:46 AM
Quote from: Jenne on February 16, 2009, 01:10:11 AM
:x

I blame society.  And the drugs.  And Judas Priest.

Aw, JP had its day back in the day.  Argh, you know what I mean!

Also, I have heard vegans blame it on the meat.  Someone told me it's better "down there" if you go meatless.

So, meatlessness makes less rancid meat.

Totally makes sense, in a strange way...

Jenne

#9
February 16, 2009, 03:55:20 AM
Quote from: Fomenter on February 16, 2009, 01:56:26 AM
i am starting to like this guy, every time i see his threads i read his name as "djfucknut" then i see what he has posted and it all makes sense

WORD

East Coast Hustle

#10
February 16, 2009, 08:14:05 AM
Quote from: Jenne on February 16, 2009, 03:52:48 AM
Also, I have heard vegans blame it on the meat.  Someone told me it's better "down there" if you go meatless.

So, meatlessness makes less rancid meat.

Totally makes sense, in a strange way...

as much as I otherwise despise the concept of vegetarianism, I can confirm that this is indeed true.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
February 17, 2009, 02:29:46 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 16, 2009, 08:14:05 AM
Quote from: Jenne on February 16, 2009, 03:52:48 AM
Also, I have heard vegans blame it on the meat.  Someone told me it's better "down there" if you go meatless.

So, meatlessness makes less rancid meat.

Totally makes sense, in a strange way...

as much as I otherwise despise the concept of vegetarianism, I can confirm that this is indeed true.

Fuck that. 

TGRR,
Tongue moves at 3600 cycles/minute.  No taste is involved.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#12
February 17, 2009, 02:38:06 AM
jesus, Roger. I'm trying to get them off, not SAND them.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

zutalors

#13
February 17, 2009, 02:52:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 17, 2009, 02:29:46 AM

Fuck that. 

TGRR,
Tongue moves at 3600 cycles/minute.  No taste is involved.

:eek:

whoa.  just whoa.
nightmare made of hash-dreams, got the devil in my shoes.  tell me tell me what have I done wrong? ain't nothin go right with me, must be I been smokin' too long.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#14
February 17, 2009, 05:50:26 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 17, 2009, 02:38:06 AM
jesus, Roger. I'm trying to get them off, not SAND them.

i laughed and then pooped
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