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Rev. Asshat

February 15, 2009, 11:41:51 AM
Does Principia Discordia burn well? I do not own a physical copy, and wanted to know.
my email address is masterrichiep@gmail.com

AFK

#1
February 15, 2009, 11:47:32 AM
Yes, but it requires 5 matches. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Soul Sojourner

#2
February 15, 2009, 06:39:41 PM
How about four torches and a tank of gasoline?

Brand spankin' new text! Just for TGRR.

Preistly Malevolence.
Goldfish.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
February 15, 2009, 07:02:44 PM
Quote from: DjFatNuts on February 15, 2009, 11:41:51 AM
Does Principia Discordia burn well? I do not own a physical copy, and wanted to know.

No, it burns poorly.  However, using the following method, you can in fact incinerate it:

1.  Take PEEDEE and 5 bottles of gasoline into the front seat of a car with you.

2.  Drive 23 miles at top speed.

3.  Light a cigarette and pile into a bridge abutment at no less than 80MPH.

4.  Report results here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mu

#4
February 16, 2009, 07:53:27 PM
Hmmmm... step 4 is impossible methinks  :lol:

Maybe with the help of some bricks on the accelerator and locked steering it would work?

:)
"If the truth can be told, so as to be understood, it will be believed." - The Shamen, Re Evolution, 1992

the last yatto

#5
February 16, 2009, 09:02:51 PM
impossible, na just need to pratice it
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Mu

#6
February 16, 2009, 09:05:17 PM
Rather you than me but ok  :lulz:
"If the truth can be told, so as to be understood, it will be believed." - The Shamen, Re Evolution, 1992

Cramulus

#7
February 16, 2009, 09:12:38 PM
DON'T BURN THE PEEDY IT'S SACRED YOU FUCK
                          /
:ohnotache:



oh wait, for a sec, I thought this was one of those religions




                                               BURN AWAY
                                                       /

Sir Squid Diddimus

#8
February 18, 2009, 05:55:02 PM
Quote from: Mu on February 16, 2009, 07:53:27 PM
Hmmmm... step 4 is impossible methinks  :lol:

Maybe with the help of some bricks on the accelerator and locked steering it would work?

:)

it's works just fine if you're IN the car.

Mu

#9
February 19, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
But you would be splattered ash all over the windscreen  :| but ok  :)
"If the truth can be told, so as to be understood, it will be believed." - The Shamen, Re Evolution, 1992

Sir Squid Diddimus

#10
February 19, 2009, 05:00:19 PM
Quote from: Mu on February 19, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
But you would be splattered ash all over the windscreen  :| but ok  :)

now you got it

Idiot

#11
March 14, 2009, 11:57:30 AM
I recommend purchasing a few copies just to burn them.

I burned all my books, then my house, then my city, then my state, then my country, then my planet and it was most rewarding.

Next, the universe.

Bob Fossil

#12
March 22, 2009, 09:10:39 AM
Quote from: smokngoat on March 14, 2009, 11:57:30 AM
I recommend purchasing a few copies just to burn them.

I burned all my books, then my house, then my city, then my state, then my country, then my planet and it was most rewarding.

Next, the universe.
:lulz:
"Nicey nicey zoo zoo, for him and her and me and you!"

Lyris_Nymphetamine

#13
March 23, 2009, 07:14:19 PM
Quote from: Rev. Asshat on February 15, 2009, 11:41:51 AM
Does Principia Discordia burn well? I do not own a physical copy, and wanted to know.

brings a new meaning to holy fire.

the dreadful hours

#14
March 23, 2009, 07:26:27 PM
flame on
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