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Started by Torodung, March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM

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Torodung

March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012

I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts.  :evilmad:
The only choice you're given is how best to burn
BURN BRIGHTLY

Jasper

#1
March 02, 2009, 05:23:59 AM
Don't pay it much mind.  People just wish everything would end, so they fantasize.

Murmur

#2
March 02, 2009, 08:34:12 AM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012

I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts.  :evilmad:

Uh, dude?  It's set for December 21, not 23.  You'll already be dead.

Fail.
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Jasper

#3
March 02, 2009, 08:45:56 AM
Quote from: Murmur on March 02, 2009, 08:34:12 AM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012

I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts.  :evilmad:

Uh, dude?  It's set for December 21, not 23.  You'll already be dead.

Fail.

. . .

That's funny.  If you're joking.

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

#4
March 02, 2009, 12:14:43 PM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts.  :evilmad:
What is it with that fella? Is he the only remaining member of a Sigue Sigue Sputnik tribute act or something?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#5
March 02, 2009, 12:31:04 PM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012

I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts.  :evilmad:

:mittens:
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The Good Reverend Roger

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March 02, 2009, 12:32:39 PM
Quote from: Felix on March 02, 2009, 05:23:59 AM
Don't pay it much mind.  People just wish everything would end, so they fantasize.

OH, NO!  THE MAYANS KNEW ALL THIS SHIT!  EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T INVENT THE WHEEL, EVEN IF THEY THREW DEAD PEOPLE IN THEIR DRINKING WATER!  EVEN IF THEY CONTINUED HUMAN SACRIFICE EVEN WHEN THE RAIN DIDN'T COME!  THEY'RE TOTALLY WISE AND LEGIT!  WE MUST LISTEN TO THEM!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
March 02, 2009, 12:34:06 PM
Quote from: Murmur on March 02, 2009, 08:34:12 AM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012

I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts.  :evilmad:

Uh, dude?  It's set for December 21, not 23.  You'll already be dead.

Fail.

Yeah, because that's the last day that Stan the Calendar-Maker wrote onto the calendar before he got tapped to have his head whacked off and thrown in the well.  So it must be the end of the world.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#8
March 02, 2009, 02:42:54 PM
obviously if you kill them all on december 23rd they'd be all celebrating "phew! yeah! we totally survived this 2012 thing! w00t for us!" and not watching their backs, making them easy targets.

on the 21st they'll be all suspicious of something that might happen and you're just taking unneccesary risks, while you could also wait a day or two.
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Torodung

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March 02, 2009, 03:12:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2009, 12:34:06 PM
Quote from: Murmur on March 02, 2009, 08:34:12 AM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012

I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts.  :evilmad:

Uh, dude?  It's set for December 21, not 23.  You'll already be dead.

Fail.

Yeah, because that's the last day that Stan the Calendar-Maker wrote onto the calendar before he got tapped to have his head whacked off and thrown in the well.  So it must be the end of the world.

2012 is the Mayan Y2K bug. My world didn't end in 2000. If you don't know what a Baktun is, neither did they.
The only choice you're given is how best to burn
BURN BRIGHTLY

Torodung

#10
March 02, 2009, 03:15:41 PM
Quote from: Murmur on March 02, 2009, 08:34:12 AM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012

I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts.  :evilmad:

Uh, dude?  It's set for December 21, not 23.  You'll already be dead.

Fail.

Are you volunteering to go first?  :evilmad:
The only choice you're given is how best to burn
BURN BRIGHTLY

Faust

#11
March 02, 2009, 04:19:12 PM
the sun wont rise tomorrow.
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Cramulus

#12
March 02, 2009, 04:35:19 PM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012

I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts.  :evilmad:

Don't resist it, ride it!

The anxiety and insanity of the End Times is one of the greatest things humanity's ever created. Logically, it's something we should really only experience once, but we lucky people will get to experience it two or three times in our lifetime.

it really doesn't matter that the world's not going to end. It's just a great excuse to go batshit and screech about stuff.

Elder Iptuous

#13
March 02, 2009, 05:54:01 PM
Agreed, Cram.
This is fun stuff.  i had to sign in for a dummy badge at work today 'cause i forgot to bring mine, and the old security guy at the front desk that i had to get it from randomly brought up 2012 end date.
he sounded serious.  I agreed with him as ominously as i could...  :lol:
probably was a trick and i'll get my security clearance rechecked now...  :fnord:

A.N. Other

#14
March 02, 2009, 06:17:49 PM
I always kind of thought people like the end of the world crap because, well, nobody would be dying alone, lest not if the whole world's goin'.

And, yeah, Cramulus is right. The end of the world is a totally legitimate excuse to do whatever you want, because everyone else will be thinking the same thing. What are they going to do, arrest us on the 21st? Right. And the day after? Like hell they're going to find everyone.
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