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Started by Cramulus, March 05, 2009, 04:57:00 PM

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Jenne

#15
March 05, 2009, 08:58:37 PM
This fread is a total sausage fest.















well, ok, not anymore

Cramulus

#16
March 05, 2009, 09:00:32 PM
You be the sausage, and I'll be Michael Moore cramming you into my mouth like it's my birthday.




NT: I'll be Barack Obama...

Sheered Völva

#17
March 05, 2009, 09:19:18 PM
And I'll be the Mama that Bams ya.

NT: I'll be a San Francisco transexual...

Richter

#18
March 05, 2009, 09:30:34 PM
..And I'll be dressed as Jerry Falwell, relentlessly humping you doggy style while swigging from a bottle of tequila and singing "Loosing my Religion" off key at the top of my lungs to the accompaniement of a live Mariachi band.

NT: I'll be the Marquis DeSade at an AA meeting
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#19
March 05, 2009, 09:53:06 PM
And I'll be Marie Antoinette and help you with your head as we create the first ever One Man, One Cup with your empty bottles in light of some of your writings.

NT: I'll be Caligula...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#20
March 05, 2009, 09:55:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2009, 09:53:06 PM
And I'll be Marie Antoinette and help you with your head as we create the first ever One Man, One Cup with your empty bottles in light of some of your writings.

NT: I'll be Caligula...

And I'll be your sister!

NT: I'll be Bob Ross
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Suu

#21
March 05, 2009, 09:59:01 PM
And I'll be your canvas for some happy little seeds.

NT: I'll be Wall Street...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#22
March 05, 2009, 10:01:35 PM
And I'll be your presidential sugar daddy!  Wanna play with my bags...of cash.

NT: I am Jack's smirking revenge.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#23
March 05, 2009, 10:02:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 05, 2009, 10:01:35 PM
And I'll be your presidential sugar daddy!  Wanna play with my bags...of cash.

NT: I am Jack's smirking revenge.

And I'll be Jack's receiving colon.

NT: I'll be Madonna (either one)
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

AFK

#24
March 06, 2009, 01:50:57 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 05, 2009, 10:02:33 PM
NT: I'll be Madonna (either one)

And I'll be Alex Rodriguez and dominate you in a fit of roid rage.

NT:  I am going to be newly elected (maybe) Senator Al Franken....
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bu🤠ns

#25
March 06, 2009, 04:30:22 PM
And i'll be good enough, I'll be smart enough, and dog-one it, you can DO me.”

I'll be mao...

Cramulus

#26
March 06, 2009, 04:35:01 PM
Quote from: Burns the Bastard on March 06, 2009, 04:30:22 PM
I'll be mao...

and I'll be the tung.



awww bad one

okay I've got this really kinky fantasy maybe you guys can help me out with. I want to dress up like PT Barnum...

fomenter

#27
March 06, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
good fantasy choice, "there is a sucker born every minute"


NT mugabe
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Cramulus

#28
March 06, 2009, 04:55:03 PM
Quote from: fomenter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
good fantasy choice, "there is a sucker born every minute"

yes, how will you make this fantasy as steamy as possible for us?

fomenter

#29
March 06, 2009, 04:57:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 06, 2009, 04:55:03 PM
Quote from: fomenter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
good fantasy choice, "there is a sucker born every minute"

yes, how will you make this fantasy as steamy as possible for us?
line them all up to take you in the egress
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp
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