ITT: Sexy Role Play

[AFK]

And I'll be a Bacon Double Cheeseburger.

NT:  I'll be Hunter S. Durden...

[fomenter]

I'll be Rush Limbaugh...

and i will be Oxycontin and skull fuck you stupid (stupider?)


NT:  I'll be Hunter S. Durden..

[Richter]

And I'll be Hunter S. Thompson, berrate you horribly, and then give you a sympathy bone.


No reach - around, thou.


NT: I shave / paint myself blue to look like Dr. Manhattan...

[Cramulus]

And I'll shave / paint myself blue to look like David Cross...



then we'll have blue man group sex.


NT: I'll wear a fur loincloth and heft a giant broadsword. A pair of ferrets will be my animal companions.

[Cainad (dec.)]

And I'll be Penis McPenis, shooting magic missile dice out of my cock.

NT: I'll be Optimus Prime...

[Richter]

..and I'll be Leader - 1, and we can have hot combative robot slashsex over who has the best transforming giant robot show / toy line.

NT: I'll be Theodore Roosevelt

[Jasper]

And I'll be John Schrank.  I'll take shots at you, then you'll give your campaign speech anyway.

NT:  I'll be Nassim Taleb...

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

And I'll be John Schrank.  I'll take shots at you, then you'll give your campaign speech anyway.

NT:  I'll be Nassim Taleb...

And I'll teach you the "Black Swan" position.

NT: I'll be Emperor Norton

[AFK]

And I'll teach you the "Black Swan" position.

NT: I'll be Emperor Norton

And I'll be King Chuck Norris of Texas and I'll wear the spurs and shit.

NT:  I will be Michael Steele pretending to be gangsta...

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

And I'll teach you the "Black Swan" position.

NT: I'll be Emperor Norton

And I'll be King Chuck Norris of Texas and I'll wear the spurs and shit.

NT:  I will be Michael Steele pretending to be gangsta...

And I'll be the First Lady with a Strap On, teaching you the meaning of "Tip Drill"

NT: I'll be David Duke

[Bu🤠ns]

And I'll teach you the "Black Swan" position.

NT: I'll be Emperor Norton

And I'll be King Chuck Norris of Texas and I'll wear the spurs and shit.

NT:  I will be Michael Steele pretending to be gangsta...

And I'll be the First Lady with a Strap On, teaching you the meaning of "Tip Drill"

NT: I'll be David Duke

and ill be a bucket of bleach.

NT: i'll be a monkey's uncle.

[Richter]

And I'll teach you the "Black Swan" position.

NT: I'll be Emperor Norton

And I'll be King Chuck Norris of Texas and I'll wear the spurs and shit.

NT:  I will be Michael Steele pretending to be gangsta...

And I'll be the First Lady with a Strap On, teaching you the meaning of "Tip Drill"

NT: I'll be David Duke

and ill be a bucket of bleach.

NT: i'll be a monkey's uncle.

and I'll be a Sonofabitch.

NT: I'll be a Unitarian Universalist

[Cramulus]

and I'll dress up as a penguin whose source needs to be opened.



NT: I'll pretend that I've been trapped on an island for six years without seeing another human being. One day, a boat arrives...

[Richter]

and the cast of the next season of "Survivor" are thrown off to your mercy.


NT:  I'll be Michael Mukasey playing power game sin the rest home...

[Sheered Völva]

and the cast of the next season of "Survivor" are thrown off to your mercy.


NT:  I'll be Michael Mukasey playing power game sin the rest home...

and I'll be in that home with the rest of the residents while you prepare to do us all while telling a reporter, "If I leave that group of people the same way I found it, I'll be very well-satisfied." (actual Mukasey quote http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/law/jan-june08/mukasey_02-11.html)

NT: I'll be dressed as a giant Erister Egg...