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LMNO, you've been outdone.

Started by Cain, March 09, 2009, 06:39:43 PM

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Cain

#15
March 09, 2009, 08:20:27 PM
http://web.archive.org/web/20040211204827/http://soupfiction.net/viewstory.php?sid=1691

#  Fandom: The Beatles Real Person Fic
# Pairings: Paul/Jennifer (an Author Avatar), implied past Ringo/Jennifer
# Synopsis: After a wild bout of sex that somehow feels unusual to our narrator Jennifer, (with Paul pulling out just before climax as an attempt at birth control), Paul becomes seriously ill. A week later (with few details, but we know Paul has not been improving), the doctor determines, hardly believing it himself, that Paul is pregnant because Jennifer's egg somehow got into him (and no, we do not know how this was determined); what is more, it will be a life-endangering pregnancy because the doctor does not know where the egg implanted, just that it's in the stomach cavity, likely on a vital organ. Paul is pro-life enough that he decides to go through with it anyway (to Jennifer's astonishment). Much pain, UST, and poor communication ensues.

Kai

#16
March 09, 2009, 08:23:11 PM
 :|

O.O

o.o


.....

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#17
March 09, 2009, 08:28:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 09, 2009, 08:20:27 PM
http://web.archive.org/web/20040211204827/http://soupfiction.net/viewstory.php?sid=1691

#  Fandom: The Beatles Real Person Fic
# Pairings: Paul/Jennifer (an Author Avatar), implied past Ringo/Jennifer
# Synopsis: After a wild bout of sex that somehow feels unusual to our narrator Jennifer, (with Paul pulling out just before climax as an attempt at birth control), Paul becomes seriously ill. A week later (with few details, but we know Paul has not been improving), the doctor determines, hardly believing it himself, that Paul is pregnant because Jennifer's egg somehow got into him (and no, we do not know how this was determined); what is more, it will be a life-endangering pregnancy because the doctor does not know where the egg implanted, just that it's in the stomach cavity, likely on a vital organ. Paul is pro-life enough that he decides to go through with it anyway (to Jennifer's astonishment). Much pain, UST, and poor communication ensues.

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#18
March 09, 2009, 08:35:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 09, 2009, 06:43:05 PM
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Via http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrackFic

Their entire fanfic section is a treasure trove of horror.

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#19
March 09, 2009, 09:56:52 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 09, 2009, 08:20:27 PM
http://web.archive.org/web/20040211204827/http://soupfiction.net/viewstory.php?sid=1691

#  Fandom: The Beatles Real Person Fic
# Pairings: Paul/Jennifer (an Author Avatar), implied past Ringo/Jennifer
# Synopsis: After a wild bout of sex that somehow feels unusual to our narrator Jennifer, (with Paul pulling out just before climax as an attempt at birth control), Paul becomes seriously ill. A week later (with few details, but we know Paul has not been improving), the doctor determines, hardly believing it himself, that Paul is pregnant because Jennifer's egg somehow got into him (and no, we do not know how this was determined); what is more, it will be a life-endangering pregnancy because the doctor does not know where the egg implanted, just that it's in the stomach cavity, likely on a vital organ. Paul is pro-life enough that he decides to go through with it anyway (to Jennifer's astonishment). Much pain, UST, and poor communication ensues.

Pure genius. Also, Paul is pro-life? I didn't know that.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
March 10, 2009, 03:25:12 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 09, 2009, 06:39:43 PM
Your Harry Potter slashfic simply cannot compare to the crossover fic, Goku/Anne Frank: Until the End of Time.

This is, I shit you not, a Dragonball Z/Diary of Anne Frank fanfic.

http://smallcave.net/goferchan/afgoku01.html

Oh my fucking God.
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Cain

#21
March 10, 2009, 11:00:09 AM
Quote from: Tempest Virago on March 09, 2009, 09:56:52 PMPure genius. Also, Paul is pro-life? I didn't know that.

I'm pretty sure that, along with everything else, is artistic licence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 03:25:12 AMOh my fucking God.

Be thankful it wasn't slashfic.  You know some sick fuck would.

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#22
March 10, 2009, 11:44:07 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 10, 2009, 11:00:09 AM

Be thankful it wasn't slashfic.  You know some sick fuck would.

Refresh my memory here - fanfic is just ordinary stories and slashfic is ordinary stories with much more emphasis on pulsating genitals?

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Cain

#23
March 10, 2009, 11:45:43 AM
That is correct.  Fanfic is the generic term, slashfic is the "oh god where is the bleach for my brain" specific sexual "storyline" term.

LMNO

#24
March 10, 2009, 11:50:53 AM
Someday, I aspire to write slashfic that poorly.  I just can't seem to be able to get my sentences to be that badly constructed and clunky.

bds

#25
March 10, 2009, 11:52:57 AM
Quote from: LMNO on March 10, 2009, 11:50:53 AM
Someday, I aspire to write slashfic that poorly.  I just can't seem to be able to get my sentences to be that badly constructed and clunky.

Don't forget the so-called "plot" of these stories.

I've taken shit sessions with better plots than most of the slashfics.

LMNO

#26
March 10, 2009, 11:57:44 AM
"Hermione's Changes" was awesome that way.

In two paragraphs, we find out she's adopted, a half-vampire, and related to the Malfoys.

bds

#27
March 10, 2009, 12:01:18 PM
I still can't believe that a story with that name could be so utterly crap.

:x

Cain

#28
March 10, 2009, 12:12:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 10, 2009, 11:57:44 AM
In two paragraphs, we find out she's adopted

This is a common theme in Harry Potter fanfic, because otherwise Hermione would be a "mud-blood" (these writers obviously never cottoned onto the fact that the whole pureblood/mudblood distinction was a not very subtle morality tale about racism).

LMNO

#29
March 10, 2009, 12:15:31 PM
One of the more amusing commonalities I found when I was *researching* HP slashfic... The "spell of lubrication" they cast on each other's anus.


How thoughtful.
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