LMNO, you've been outdone.

[Cain]

This has been compared with My Immortal in terms of horribleness, though mercifully shorter

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4915877/1/Curious_George_goes_to_Paris

The Paris in question being Paris under Nazi occupation, where George gets to use inexplicable Kung Fu skills to kill said Nazis.

George whipped out his AK-47, and before the Nazis knew what hit them they were on the ground, dead. He walked over to Captain Hook's charred body. Though the Man in the Yellow Hat's death had been avenged, George sensed something was wrong. It didn't seem like enough. It was anticlimactic. The story couldn't end here; it would be lame. Then George saw something that caused a manic glint in his eye. On Hook's uniform was the Nazi symbol. George thought of what the Nazi symbol stood for to him. Fear, anger, hatred. Hitler. Adolf Hitler. The man who had caused all this. Perhaps, George thought, Hitler must die. Then the story would be able to end. It would be a climactic ending. Yes, yes, that was it. Adolf Hitler must die.

[Cain]

I've also found a Kim Possible crackfic that looks like it was written by Tom Clancy (Kim Possible is sent to assassinate Bin Laden, 128,000 words of technothriller awesomeness ensues) and a Torchwood/LOLCATS crossover.

And these are just the best of what I have in store for you!

[LMNO]

It's really "too bad" that I'm in the middle of the Less Wrong Sequences right now...

[Cain]

Yeah, I need to crack on with that myself, actually.  I keep going back to "An Intuitive Explanation of Bayes Theorem".  I'm pretty sure I got it, in that I can see where I screwed up previously trying to do the calculations, but I'd like to make sure.

Also got a Dora the Explorer/LOTR crossover, with all the dialogue written in Iambic Pentameter.

[LMNO]

Oddly enough, it really is an "intuitive explanation".  If you read carefully, you can skip the formulas.

[Cain]

Yeah, but I need to practice my maths skills more, and teaching kids how to add fractions is not cutting it.

[LMNO]

Ah, yeah.

If it helps, it's more algebra than "math"-- that is, you can substitute concepts for letters.

[Cain]

Hmm, my head has turned to mush lately.  Maybe I'll do better when my latest cold clears.

Also, I now have the identity of the fanfiction writer responsible for Doom: Repurcussions of Evil.  His entire corpus of works.  Oh yes, there are more.  Including the "Book Of Hsitorical Fa Ffiction"

[Triple Zero]

LOLCATS+Torchwood????? linky?

[Kai]

Cain is going to bring about the apocalypse via horrible fanfiction. 

Note: I read the Pokemon one all the way through, just to see if I could. 

[Don Coyote]

Cain is a bad bad man for spreading this.

[Iason Ouabache]

Stephen Colbert/Harry Potter!

Harry knew he was supposed to be paying attention as Dumbledore went into his usual speech. But what was the use? By now, he knew all of – and had broken most of – the school rules. The only thing that interested him was the perennial question of who would be their Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher this time.

He glanced along the seated row of professors. Snape was there, sallow as ever, his lip curled in a sneer. Hagrid seemed more gigantic than ever next to the diminutive Professor Flitwick. Seeing no new faces, Harry let his gaze stray around the Great Hall. He spotted the pale, blond figure of Draco Malfoy right away, smirking to his Slytherin cronies just like always. Dislike curled through Harry like a snake.

Hermione elbowed him as Dumbledore said, "And now, before we bring in our new crop of first-years, I have one very special introduction to make."

A piercing, screeching cry made everyone look up. The sky of the Great Hall was enchanted to mimic the sky outside, which tonight was a star-spangled brilliance. Above them, from one of the openings that usually admitted the school owls on their daily deliveries of mail, swept a majestic eagle.

Students cried out, alarmed and impressed, as it circled low over them with talons flashing in the light of the many candles. The wind from its mighty wings ruffled their school robes and blew their hats off their heads. Several people ducked. Neville Longbottom fell backwards off his bench and landed flat on the floor.

As the massive, fierce bird passed over the Slytherins, Malfoy's smirk vanished. He squeaked like a girl and dove under the table, cowering there, while Crabbe and Goyle stared up openmouthed and stupid as trolls.

With a final triumphant cry, the eagle veered toward Dumbledore. As it backwinged and came in for a landing, there was a ripple of magic and a flowing change. What touched down beside the Headmaster was no longer an eagle at all.

"An Animagus!" Hermione gasped, dropping her book and not even noticing.

No longer an eagle, but a man ... though still every bit as majestic and impressive. His tall, lean frame was draped in velvet robes that perfectly complemented his unblemished complexion. He smoothed his thick ink-black hair – which had not been disarranged in the slightest – and raised one shrewd eyebrow as his piercing bird-of-prey gaze scanned the room from behind thin wire-rimmed spectacles.

"Allow me to present Professor Colbert," Dumbledore said. "Your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher."

http://www.eskimo.com/~vecna/truthiness.html

[Cain]

LOLCATS+Torchwood????? linky?

http://sam-storyteller.livejournal.com/126227.html

[Cain]

Those were all amazing. Book Of Hsitorical Fa Ffiction holy shart. I don't think I can stand any more, my fucking sides hurt I peed in ma jeans a little bit from giggling and I'm getting funny looks from my cat.

I personally thought "Hitler: Extreme Nazi" was a brilliant name for a story.

[Cain]

WWE slashfic (now sadly deleted)

john and his women was in the grociry store when shwn mickels walked up behind him and grabbed his ass john was like what the fuck is u on he was like nothin i just could not stop admireing the beaty ness of your body yeah what ever umm i dont have a problem with your kind of people but im a women man and shawn was like what if i told u that i was a women john said u shall in the hell would be ugly then shawn was like just one kiss and he was like im wit my women i will call u and she was like u not gone call hime he was like yes i am so old girl unpluged all of the phones and took his cell so in the middle of the night he went to use the pay phone and someone put a gun to his head and said im taken u to my place and not gone let u go until u give me some and if u dont im gone kill u they went to his house shawn was already there what r u doin here go save your self he was like its ok take off yo mask he did and was like oh my gosh your logan and and he was what the fuck and he was like just playen your CHRIS JERICO! ! ! suprise suprise i gay now well i always admired u so give me a piece of that ass i love u and will never fuck another man or women then his girl came in and was like i knew u three would end up together she was like its over and he was like here yo ring and she was like its really over and john was like yeah i am a man man now and i love man he said while kissin shawn and jeroco bye bitch and fucked fucked and fucked.

This one is known to the trolls of Fandom Wiki by the title "surprise surprise i gay now"