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Started by Cain, March 12, 2009, 09:14:45 AM

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hirley0

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Cain

Facebook shares fell 9% yesterday.  And things are set to get even worse:

QuoteReuters and the Wall Street Journal reported that Facebook's advisers may have revised their financial forecasts for the social networking company, but that only selected investors were told.

Mary Schapiro, chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission, said "there are issues that we need to look at".

Richard Ketchum, chief executive of the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority (FINRA), said there were "matters of regulatory concern".

But in a statement, Morgan Stanley spokesman, Pen Pendleton, said the bank had "followed the same procedures for the Facebook offering that it follows for all initial public offerings".

inode_buddha

Quote from: Cain on May 23, 2012, 10:18:55 AM
Facebook shares fell 9% yesterday.  And things are set to get even worse:

QuoteReuters and the Wall Street Journal reported that Facebook's advisers may have revised their financial forecasts for the social networking company, but that only selected investors were told.

Mary Schapiro, chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission, said "there are issues that we need to look at".

Richard Ketchum, chief executive of the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority (FINRA), said there were "matters of regulatory concern".

But in a statement, Morgan Stanley spokesman, Pen Pendleton, said the bank had "followed the same procedures for the Facebook offering that it follows for all initial public offerings".

I've heard via slashdot that the two main players were goldman sachs and jp morgan... had internally downgraded their outlook but didn't let on about it very much... they are being "looked at".
C|N>K

Cain

Goldman Sachs, witholding relevant information from clients?  Well, I for one am shocked if this charge is true.

inode_buddha

Quote from: Cain on May 23, 2012, 04:09:14 PM
Goldman Sachs, witholding relevant information from clients?  Well, I for one am shocked if this charge is true.

The lawsuits are already starting. http://yro.slashdot.org/story/12/05/23/1528212/facebook-zuckerberg-sued-over-ipo
C|N>K

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on May 23, 2012, 04:09:14 PM
Goldman Sachs, witholding relevant information from clients?  Well, I for one am shocked if this charge is true.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Is there any chance of the SEC forcibly sodomizing Zuckerberg in his mouf?
Molon Lube

Cain

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 24, 2012, 02:14:39 AM
Is there any chance of the SEC forcibly sodomizing Zuckerberg in his mouf?

Probably not, since he ran away from America just before floating Facebook, renouncing his citizenship to avoid all those pesky taxes.

No doubt he'll get a slap on the wrist, and avoid even having to pay for that.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on May 24, 2012, 02:16:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 24, 2012, 02:14:39 AM
Is there any chance of the SEC forcibly sodomizing Zuckerberg in his mouf?

Probably not, since he ran away from America just before floating Facebook, renouncing his citizenship to avoid all those pesky taxes.

No doubt he'll get a slap on the wrist, and avoid even having to pay for that.

HAW!

He did?  That's so fucking America™.
Molon Lube

Cain

Sorry, it was Eduardo Saverin, the co-founder of Facebook, who ran away.

Zuckberg simply plans to issue stock options which will mean he avoids all corporate tax, and in fact will get a rebate from the feds.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on May 24, 2012, 02:26:19 AM
Sorry, it was Eduardo Saverin, the co-founder of Facebook, who ran away.

Zuckberg simply plans to issue stock options which will mean he avoids all corporate tax, and in fact will get a rebate from the feds.

He also just had a cheapskate wedding, IIRC.
Molon Lube

Cain

Yup.  Someone's back garden.  Keeping it classy.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on May 24, 2012, 02:38:19 AM
Yup.  Someone's back garden.  Keeping it classy.

Yeah, and from what I gather, he didn't even tell anyone it was a wedding.

Boy, is HE gonna enjoy the next few forever.
Molon Lube

hirley0

#1033
2 AKBAL Read 25854 THE MINT SHOULD BE MOBILE ? wheel or track

THE Tantalum ARS 1
160/LB ?ME 35¢/G 1 = 3G 2.2 OK?
REMember U R making a standard UsE a Cow? anyway the Mayan Calendar.
the coin should not say one anything it should report the WEIGHT  OF
THE COIN  & the amount of each ingreediant if more than Ta  was used
probably they should not be dated | they maybe should have a LOT #
Like Zip Ou Pop  and probably be issued in set amounts Like 400 K / lot?
not 10 1 Lot and 100 the next Some Standard number arrived at in advance

1:45 PM 6?6 doubt that praying is the Answer? I do:
My guess is crossing the border is, & their4 Nic is right & L rong
she should send her girls to the isle to take HiLo rides "SOON"
stop praying foe miricals, try to get the peso peso ration to .01/1
think S.A. & forget Argintina. U jave done what U can | go to the
Quake cross the Line | talk to the one in charge of the SUB.
AND DONT FORGET TO LEASE AN ISLAND WHILE THERE chp 1st choive


12:34.AM 20120605 it does seam clear:
grasping at straws {two chilean not 1 was
grasping at straws |one 5 should do for now
the problem now seams to be the ONE.
the ARS COIN should not exceed two times melt
and my guess is that Ta {Tantalum be considered
assuming the problem can be resolved in time
the third coin to be added is the 20 silver
by bringing the Silver price down current
coins from Mexico should do. that leaves #4
to be a four hundred from Peru. the basic 4
.05 1 20 & 400 | perhaps four  coins would
do to Unite the rapid response recruits to
arrive on scene with the correct standards?


it looks to me like the one chili paso has a .22 cent value
in other words about 1/10 the value of the 5 paso coin & THAT it too
should be a coin accepted as LEGAL tender in Argentina as .5 cents
aka a half penny Which would make too many coins thus drop the 1


Well it seams clear it is cinco.
http://www.joeskitchen.com/chile/pesos/coins/c5peso.htm
? about 3/4¢ / g
aluminum (98% Al; 2% otros metales) Weight: 0.70 grams


          7.0 grams  5¢                  3.5     3¢                       2.2  2¢
? Which Coin ?
      Metal: (92% Cu; 6% Ni; 2% Al) Weight: 9.0 grams Diameter: 27 mm
1, (5), 10, 50, 100  and 500 pesos; 6 coins ?
Coins currently in circulation are in denominations of
read 25753 ^
THURSDAY ? 1 MUCUK
_____M_____


_W_


REMember this is about Money 1k 500 200 100 50 20 10 5 1 .5 .25 .1 &.01 1/2¢ 13 coins.
     if you are Wondering?
   this is about Bead prices


and also about the size & construction of the (.25)'$ in sPacific 8:10AM pdT
1 Onza = 8 Escudos = 16 Pesos. 1 Peso = 8 Reales making 1 Onza = 64 Reales?
9:11pm PDT
TRING TO STAY TUNED IN:   i did check the old 16 to 1 Ag Au ratio ?/?
its about 55 { the speed limit in Oregon}? WiLL ty the gram as a unit
rather than onza OR ounce and thinking in terms of a 1/4 .. Silver
today was 28.28 ask? and one US dime was $2 ( a tWO Dollar bill }
AM  not opposed to TWO'S in fact i ather favor the denomination
however to use that the 1/2 dollor would be dropped to retain 13?
-
THUS that sticking point is the main point in these TAILS 2 or 1/2
{never mind) back to the search for the 1/4 COIN ? what to use
clearly gold & Silver make no cents, so it must be copper / or
some mix, sampeling copper | i mean silver copper ratio ? spread
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,20156.960.html
page 65 has those charts | currently ? 3.45 v 28.28 ? 27.50 ~ 125
over twice the Au/Ag
.
Read 25504  Mon Shirley, the paragraph below
contains an incorrect suggestion on my part, about sources of materials
for new coinage going forward into the chaos forthcoming.
THE SOURCE of S.A. coinage must BE S.A..NOT northern Hemisphere
Also the idea of REMoving S.A. from IMF WBO & WTO Metals exchange
ratios NOW needs to be CONsidered. take the ratio of the copper
penny to the nickle nickle as an example | over a short period of
time that ratio would be 5:1 | however clearly as conditions change
the ratio would change also | Maybe to 6 to one | a 20% change |
in the stabelization of S.A. economics a doubling of the ratio
would be considered to be a limit from one period to the next
Au/Ag from 55 to 110 for example | yes its complex | but going along
with the WTO WBO & IMF's plan's for the ratio of O to H in the
atmosphere is far FAR more threatening to crop yields than 100%
AU/AG Jumps or tin v Ti


at this point let me attempt to toss nickle into the MIx | OK?
thus i wind up with Copper {pennies/centavos){{Chili?
Nickle {Nickles) Titanium {dime .1) & Tantalum Cobalt Ferro Chrome
Quarters .25 | No 1/2 $ Coin ? anyway: Ni Canada, Russia, Cuba &
New Caledonia | Ti Australia, Norway | Ta Thailand {exclusive ?
:
Anyway2 i do wish to express my personal thanks to the ARS for
their move to stablize something. UNderstanding how difficult
it must be, in these time of great uncertantity! I DO think
the poper choice was made there & further as presure mounts
in requards to the choice. That you maintain a steady hand about it.


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check yourself into the nearest mental institution 70's Jo OK E'$
forward this message to the more sane U bet "THEY" R Read 25523
Read 25560 timNHK has entered on tv their numbers
for todays market action reporting 40 day to spread their radio activity
  i'poise my 4cast4 a spike up ramp down |\ has been met by the VERY
extream ~ sign wave of increasing amplitude. HOW Long they can fund
such funny tails REMains for 4Me a Question. 7.25 India Ports story

hirley0

#1034
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TUE5/29?Sun27?/?? good times coming to an end  :fnord:
8:08pm article 8:15 galuccio-ypf
7:40pm mercopress 5/29 -power/27
Mon5:34pm reuters.120D?30*4=120 JUNE(6+4=10) OCT?
BY THEN IF THERE IS A CRASH IN ECO PLANNING
it should show up on economic data charts. My guess is yes Gold below 1500
{never mind) | oh yeah the real deal | My guess is the Pacific NW Tsunomi
will not take place prior to OCT 2014 | that is like 2 years after Oct. Comprenda'?

Now about Leasing one of your Straits? Islands to .RU's for 99 Yr to put
in A N sub refueling  facility. THEY should do it in exchange for towing
services of underwater barges from ARS to Angola | as some fair trade.

UNDERWATER BARGES  are simply large hollow concrete structures
to herd cattle into for transport across the Atlantic to Angola without
the normal problems of surface transport | but with the problems of
UNderwater | boyancy | air supply | cable connections | destination port?

2: ?? 52:40  2:45-47 dw.de ran the ARs Story ?/?
Links if i can find 1
i call it Car v SHip "ay at 01:55:23.PM"
http://www.dw.de/dw/0,,9102,00.html
http://www.dw.de/dw/article/0,,15977140,00.html
http://www.dw.de/dw/article/0,,15977140_page_0,00.html
http://www.dw.de/dw/article/0,,15977140_page_1,00.html
        Date 25.05.2012 :JokE   
http://www.germantv.info/GermTVstart_en.html