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Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru

Started by Iason Ouabache, March 01, 2009, 06:35:04 AM

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#15
March 03, 2009, 02:55:57 PM
OK, so you've found a crocoduck, but where's the missing link between crocodiles and crocoducks, and where's the missing link between crocoducks and ducks?  Where are the croco-crocoducks and the crocoduck-ducks?
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#16
March 03, 2009, 02:59:19 PM
Quote from: fomenter on March 03, 2009, 02:45:50 PM
the crocoduck is the perfect food it fits easily in the human hand and is delicious and filled with nutrients
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#17
March 03, 2009, 03:06:04 PM
when you open a jar of crocoduck butter no new life forms spring out at you, only god creates life, open any jar of crocoduck butter to see proof of that
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#18
March 07, 2009, 05:29:56 AM
     Hilde, Jan and I are learning about the crock-o-duck right now on 'Ren and Stimpy'!
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