Mormons

[Thurnez Isa]

 

Holy shit Jenne is suggesting some assfuckery
that is fucking awesome

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

Mormon Buttsecks
Brigham Young would approve.

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am i the only person who thinks his name sounds like a low budget 70's porno?

[AFK]

Mormon Buttsecks
Brigham Young would approve.

edit:
am i the only person who thinks his name sounds like a low budget 70's porno?

Naw, I was thinking the title to Reverend Uncle BadTouch's memoirs. 

[Thurnez Isa]

Mormon Buttsecks
Brigham Young would approve.

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am i the only person who thinks his name sounds like a low budget 70's porno?

Naw, I was thinking the title to Reverend Uncle BadTouch's memoirs. 

That would be illegal anywhere the age of consent is over 14

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

Mormon Buttsecks
Brigham Young would approve.

edit:
am i the only person who thinks his name sounds like a low budget 70's porno?

Naw, I was thinking the title to Reverend Uncle BadTouch's memoirs. 

Mormon Buttsecks
Brigham Young would approve.

edit:
am i the only person who thinks his name sounds like a low budget 70's porno?

Naw, I was thinking the title to Reverend Uncle BadTouch's memoirs. 

That would be illegal anywhere the age of consent is over 14

i am hereby happy i have no idea who reverend Uncle BadTouch is D:

[Jenne]

Holy shit Jenne is suggesting some assfuckery
that is fucking awesome

Hay, assfuckery's awesome. 

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Quiz the missionaries about whether they're virgins, how they're not supposed to masturbate, and whether they ever get inappropriate thoughts about each other since that's who they spend the most time with.

[Dr Goofy]

Become a J-dub then follow them from house to house debating that your the better choice.

[Thurnez Isa]

Quiz the missionaries about whether they're virgins, how they're not supposed to masturbate, and whether they ever get inappropriate thoughts about each other since that's who they spend the most time with.

then wack off to their replies

[zen_magick]

I had my friend answer the door nude and then I called to him saying honey who is it, are you coming back to bed?

But that is to easy you could just take your pants of tell them to hold it then hand them your bag while rummage through it.... Someone else can finish it from here I am brain dead and can only think about business bureaucracy and how to be an empowered manager.

That has happened to me so many times at the door we became jaded to it. Mostly we would just laugh... more often than not, answering the door naked is not something the 'average' American should do.

Should I answer the door wearing nothing but a 11" black strap on dildo and say "I'd love to hear about Jesus, come in and take a seat"

Better yet, take off the strap-on and hand it to them, telling them they go first, then you'll listen.

      gotta luv the buttsex

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

zen_magick
coming from someone with an avatar from Orgasmo, anything you say about assfuckery is just that little bit more exciting. *schwing*

[-Kel-]

Tell them your a druid.

or....invite them in and wildly explain to them that you are building a space ship to fly to Kolob, show them the plans
and ask if they want in.

[Corvidia]

I have a very boring (but very effective method), though it seems to work best on JWs. I tell them no, mow over their objections, tell them good luck with the next person, and shut the door. They don't come back.
When I've been pounced on, I've either pretended to not speak English or to be deaf. Usually works.