Mormons

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

i step off the bus today happy as a clam, and two mormons come up to me ranting along through their winning their way to heaven routine.
if my CoB t-shirt was not enough of an obvious "fuck off jesus freaks" i don't know what is.

took me off guard,
i need a plan of attack for the next time they pester me on my way home from work.

yes, i was wearing a CoB shirt to work. The perks of telemarketing.

[Jenne]

It's easy to freak out Mormons--start talking about your gay lovers and how much sex you have/where/when.  That'll turn them right the fuck off.

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

wouldn't be too hard for me

[AFK]

Tell them Mitt Romney is a tool and that Prince is an awful musician. 

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

I'd deep throat Mitt Romney. FYI.

[AFK]

With your light-saber? 

edit:  oh wait, you said you'd deep-throat him, nvm. 

[LMNO]

Prince is a Mormon?  I thought he was JW.

[AFK]

Prince is a Mormon?  I thought he was JW.

Pshaw!  Details, details. 

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

With your light-saber? 

edit:  oh wait, you said you'd deep-throat him, nvm. 

both?

[Dr Goofy]

I had my friend answer the door nude and then I called to him saying honey who is it, are you coming back to bed?

But that is to easy you could just take your pants of tell them to hold it then hand them your bag while rummage through it.... Someone else can finish it from here I am brain dead and can only think about business bureaucracy and how to be an empowered manager.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I had my friend answer the door nude and then I called to him saying honey who is it, are you coming back to bed?

But that is to easy you could just take your pants of tell them to hold it then hand them your bag while rummage through it.... Someone else can finish it from here I am brain dead and can only think about business bureaucracy and how to be an empowered manager.

That has happened to me so many times at the door we became jaded to it. Mostly we would just laugh... more often than not, answering the door naked is not something the 'average' American should do.

[Thurnez Isa]

It's easy to freak out Mormons--start talking about your gay lovers and how much sex you have/where/when.  That'll turn them right the fuck off.

Tell them your a Scientologist.. then start talking about the joys of Xenu

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

I had my friend answer the door nude and then I called to him saying honey who is it, are you coming back to bed?

But that is to easy you could just take your pants of tell them to hold it then hand them your bag while rummage through it.... Someone else can finish it from here I am brain dead and can only think about business bureaucracy and how to be an empowered manager.

That has happened to me so many times at the door we became jaded to it. Mostly we would just laugh... more often than not, answering the door naked is not something the 'average' American should do.

Should I answer the door wearing nothing but a 11" black strap on dildo and say "I'd love to hear about Jesus, come in and take a seat"

[Jenne]

It's easy to freak out Mormons--start talking about your gay lovers and how much sex you have/where/when.  That'll turn them right the fuck off.

Tell them your a Scientologist.. then start talking about the joys of Xenu

I'm thinking there's a handbook out there, probably in the bowels of the interbutts, that has some interesting (read: handy, cool, fucked up, whathaveyou) ways of disposing of Mormons/JWs/door to door salespeople creatively.

If not, wonderful GASM project.

[Jenne]

I had my friend answer the door nude and then I called to him saying honey who is it, are you coming back to bed?

But that is to easy you could just take your pants of tell them to hold it then hand them your bag while rummage through it.... Someone else can finish it from here I am brain dead and can only think about business bureaucracy and how to be an empowered manager.

That has happened to me so many times at the door we became jaded to it. Mostly we would just laugh... more often than not, answering the door naked is not something the 'average' American should do.

Should I answer the door wearing nothing but a 11" black strap on dildo and say "I'd love to hear about Jesus, come in and take a seat"

Better yet, take off the strap-on and hand it to them, telling them they go first, then you'll listen.